#perditvs

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@perditvs​ said: you shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?

alright, so maybe i’m not the BEST with kids — it’s not my fault the kid was RIGHT there when i was trying to run back home. honestly FUCK children they’re too much work.

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❝    #@perditvs; sippy cup by melanie martinez

                ❛ he’s still------ dead . . . when you’re done with the bottle. ❜

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@perditvs​ !

      ‘ hey, i just uh--------- are we---are we okay? ’

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@perditvs ! “Is this how little you think of me?”

         ‘ that’s not denying that awkwardly tourist-like fanny pack is yours, though!! and you still can’t even do a cartwheel, so... might as well let the facts speak for themselves. ’

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@perditvs​ said;  “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze."

       ‘ sure, it might not be TOTALLY safe place, but i think the view makes up for it. c’mon, tris! what if this is the last chance we got to witness the nightly sky in all its splendor? nights like these are rare; you’ll be okay, i promise. ’

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@perditvs​ sent 🍬 for a fluffy starter!

      ‘ yeah--- i have NO IDEA how that got there. but it is said that hands are--- BIOLOGICALLY--- attracted to other hands in, uh, order to provide warmth. like magnets. it’s science. and, uh, yours is... pretty warm, and mine isn’t. so there’s that. ’

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@perditvs

“So! Hey can I ask you something? Is there any chance that I'm going to get super strength in my hand? Because I'm not gonna lie, that would be stupendous... Hey, you alright?”