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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@clintrusso-blog
‘ ––––– and we’re OFFICIALLY out of booze! so, what do you wanna do now? –– play twenty questions? strip? have SHAMELESS & animalistic sex in a utility closet? i’m down for whatever. ’
“I like your ideas, and I wish we could do them all at once. Your choice, pretty boy.”
‘ if you’re expecting an apology, it’s in the cupboard with the other things i’m never going to do. ’
"Sassy boy scout, is this your way of starting a fight?"
❝ i’m NOT sitting down – and you CAN’T make me. ❞
"I'm much bigger and stronger than you, so I could."
@clintrusso ♫ - phuck yourself - teddy cream bootleg. (okay so it’s like love urself by biebs, but i’m listening to remixes, don’t judge.)
“and if you think that i’m still holding onto SOMETHING, then you should go and fuck yourself.”
"Woah, no need to get all defensive sweetie. Just wondering if you remembered anything."
send me a ♫ and i’ll put my itunes on shuffle, and use lyrics from the first song that comes on to create a starter for you !!
“Don’t be bitter just because someone doesn’t wanna cuddle with you. Not everything’s about you.”
“Really? I doubt that, and if so I’ll just make things about me. I enjoy being the center of attention.”
“oh i’m sure – that definitely makes sense.”
“Totally, I mean I deserve it. Without me everyone would probably be dead.”
‘ a little too early to be bitter.. s’matter buddy?? you look a little – what’s the word I’m looking for here – stupid !! ’
“I barely said anything and you’re already calling me stupid? I don’t think this roommate situation is going to work out very well.”
‘ —– what?? no, this is nothing. i was out trying to look for rations. it wasn’t much of a success.. i just – i don’t know what to do; people are D Y I N G !! i can’t just sit here &&. do nothing about it and i don’t know how to fix it..’
“Well aren’t you just the nicest boy scout.”
‘ i just find your dad complex incredibly unsettling. — congrats dude, i never would’ve guessed you got any ACTION.’
“Don’t kink shame me, and I’m hot so of course I get action.”
‘ i wouldn’t know. i spend every day with you, & according to what i’ve learned –– it’s that you’re TRULY living! so, i suppose so am i. ’
“See what good hanging around me does? I make sure everyone’s having fun.”
‘ staying alive does seem to be a lot of people’s TOP PRIORITY. ’
“What’s the point of living if you’re not really living.”
‘ well, i was hoping to make it even LONGER than that. is that so weird? ’
“No it’s not weird, but maybe I’m biased. I just really, really, don’t give a fuck. It’s still hard for me to understand why so many do.”
‘ by getting me killed before i’ve even turned THIRTY? ’
“Is turning thirty something on your bucket list?”
‘ i don’t think half a bottle moonshine made in some guy’s tub is worth getting killed over. but it’s interesting to see where your PRIORITIES lie. ’
“My priorities lie with making sure I have a good life before I die, and I’m going to make sure you have a good time too.”
‘ about MUNDANE things, –– no. but we’re stuck in here, & getting into altercations over stolen liquor might not make it such an enjoyable experience, s’all! ’
“Everything’s mundane, and risk makes life worth living. Even if it does get you killed, it’s all still worth it.”
‘ …… good luck? ’
“That’s all you’ve got to say? Thanks.”
