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[holmesmikotoba]

me :hey,, hey tumblr mobile...

tumblr mobile; *furious, horrifying screaming that has descended from some lovecraftian horror, the screaming of a thousand burning children, the crying of their parents, a scream that encompasses all terror ever felt in the universe.*

me : haha... okay... can i see my notifications?

tumblr:

me :

tumblr: *a low, rumbling sound emits from the pits of its coding*

me : wait, no, im sorr-

tumblr screams, releasing all lost souls, releasing terror, despair, it votes republican, wets my socks, overfeeds my cats, leaves three ounces of milk in my gallon jug, floods my basement, kills my grass, releases spiders into my house and breaks my vaccum cleaner.

[perceidon]

— his body had been laundered too many times.