#perfecta talks

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Giant fuckass shoulders I can only assume are padded, BMO-looking device taking up half his tits (cumbersome) dumbass goat-eye goggles AND iPod "slide-to-unlock" buttons on his stupid lab coat

I need him carnally

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I find it incredibly interesting that in Pokopia we do learn the genders of some of the unique mons (Professor Tangrowth, Chef Dente, etc) but all of the Pokemon refer to one another with they/them pronouns exclusively. Even Pokemon with 100% gender ratios (Tinkmaster) or Pokemon with visible gender differences (Peakychu) are they/them.

It seems like whatever common language the Pokemon are all speaking to one another, it just does not have she/her or he/him pronouns. Which I think is a really neat way to make the player kind of stop and go "oh, right, even though I'm building them houses and we're chatting, we're still Pokemon."

Or maybe it was just done to simplify dialogue. It might not be that deep but I'll get my shovel and keep digging to unlock Pokemon gender lore.

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Rhythm Doctor just had me straight up open-mouthed pogchamping at my monitors what the fuck. I didn't know this was possible. The technology

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Hornet in Silksong: "Pardon me, my good sir, what are you doing here in this perilous place? I suggest you make haste to a safe place of respite. Shall I accompany you for safe passage?"

Hornet In Hollow Knight: "I'm going to kill you until you are dead and it's because you're a sinful abomination that must die. and you're ugly too"

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I keep pet stink bugs (as in I find them dinking off lights in my home and catch them and put them in a small plastic bug cage) I've only done it thrice now but the first one lived for over six months. His name was Richard Stink and I bought a custom decorative box for his corpse that reads "Rest Easy Richard Stink" the guy who made it sent me a message on Etsy and was like "so I'm making a coffin for your dead bug named Dick Stink? That's really funny thank you for paying me to do this"

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I do find it hilarious that Devolver seems deadset on portraying Sam as some kind of nervous wreck scaredy cat in all of the promo materials for sales and stuff. I hate it and also the voice they gave him but you know what there are many multitudes within him and I can see the appeal. Not for me though thats a single dad who works two jobs loves his kids and never stops. That's a man who will go out into the apocalypse and make new friends and offer them a place to stay in his one bedroom apartment. While also killing hundreds of people in self defense before going back to his bathroom mirror to say "Im feeling great!" to himself

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I need a comprehensive list of all Canon Sam Facts that are unaffected by player choices. Like he's terrified of clowns, he seems to have a lot of spiraling thoughts, he has a mom who made him sandwiches, he plays games but not that much, he is unemployed. I need a military run-down of all Canon Sam Facts

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going through my drafts

#mytoxic