that was my nickname in college

hey i'm delaney I'm an adult that reblogs posts. sometimes i even make my own. Spectascopes is my UTDR blog and aperfecta-rt is my art blog!

[aperfecta]

Im pregnant and its pizza rolls

[animentality]

[aperfecta]

when a cheap device or appliance finally stops working after dutifully serving you for WAY longer than expected, it feels like you should send it off with a viking's funeral instead of just throwing it in the trash. it loyally dedicated itself for so long... and yet..

[aperfecta]

if you ever catch yourself making sweeping negative generalizations of trans people it might be time to evaluate if you are engaging in transphobic behavior because it sounds like you probably are. this can happen even if you are trans

[lesvegas]

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[aperfecta]

*takes a long drag on my candy cigarette before it dissolves to gritty sludge in my mouth* daddy's hungry for a cheap incremental steam game they can finish in one sitting...

[aperfecta]

I use lol and lmao as punctuation and I do not see this changing in the foreseeable future

[robinade]

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Remaining time: 9 hours 18 minutes

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

1-Minute Typing Test — TypingTest.now

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[detectivehole]

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.

[dragongirlsweetie]

humanity is FUCKED.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[littleredstory]

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