Jul 17, 2020
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180 characters! #perfecttweet Is this for you? Maybe you know somebody this could help. https://www.instagram.com/p/CCv9MyHFt3A/?igshid=1iccx63ki27an
If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Dear Sociopaths,
My girlfriend left me and her stuff is everywhere. How do I get rid of it without facing the crushing depression of parting with the relationship?
Sent from my smartphone,
Heartbroken Man
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Dear Heartbroken,
Soup dumplings are the water balloons of Chinese food.
Love,
Sociopaths
This is the second installment of my Tweet Series. Each Tweet is part of a continuing story that is perfectly crafted at exactly 140 characters. I hope you enjoy. To keep up with the story follow the Twitter Account @Hurlbut81
"@Stana_Katic: Wow! VHS tape?!!! Vintage porn."
STANA DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW YOUR WORDS EFFECT US?? I THINK WE ALL DIED WHEN WE SAW THAT TWEET! ;___;