Dating for Clods - Getting a Date. Strategy #1 brought to you by Peridot 5XG
Peridot: Step 1, buy a bunch of those little candy heart things.
Peridot: Step 2, locate your crush.
Peridot: Step 3, proceed to throw candy hearts at said crush while screaming date me as loud as you possibly can.
Peridot: Step 4, follow them around and continue doing step 3 until they agree to go out with you.
Lapis: *Calls from other side of the room* Or they can punch you in the face and possibility file a restraining order against you.
Peridot: I'm sorry, did you come up with dating for clods? No you didn't! Plus, you're dating me so my strategies clearly wor-
Lapis: Peridot, I initiated our relationship. Now get off your tablet and we can *Lapis sighs* cuddle if you want? *Lapis smiles slightly*
Peridot: ... *Scampers over to the hammock and climbs in with Lapis*
Peridot: *Peridot Goes Offline*