i love the princess diaries books so much. is there anything funnier than mia starting a conspiracy theory around justin baxendale because he was always at her locker. (he was just borrowing josh's notes.) mia describing michael's eyes as a peat bog. grandmere ripping up mia's list of the most inspiring women in her opinion when it had her literal mother on the list. mia thinking the gun in lars' jacket was a third arm. j.p. having a diary. mia's tall ass not knowing who 'tall drink of water' was about. how they kept locking boris in the closet. the lobster bisc.











