alright, welcome back to júlia ( @harryhoney-bee ) and i read the princess diaries. we finished up the fifth book, princess in pink, a while back and here are our thoughts:
- boris ESPECIALLY needs therapy
- why did it take mia so long to finally realize that being friends with lilly is chaotic as hell?? when will she APPRECIATE TINA HAKIM BABA?!
- we need to have a discussion about michael’s music taste, because the stuff his band played at prom was FRIGHTENING and someone needs to introduce him to like, idk, taylor swift because he needs to calm down. good pun eh?
- we would never ever ever like to have a conversation with prince phillipe, the White Man, but michael sucked it up and did it and i think that’s beautiful. homie got balls or whatever
- MICHAEL HAS A PLANETARIUM MEMBERSHIP CARD. HUH
- so we were just randomly thinking this: who does michael talk to when he needs to rant about mia? he can’t talk to lilly. MAYBE he talks to boris, but i (sarah) think he does this in the later books. so is michael just slowly going insane thanks to mia?
- THE BRACELET SHE’S EXPECTING FROM HIM DFGKHDFK NO. NO WE DON’T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
- michael is the bass player, but does he also do vocals? THIS IS IMPORTANT. i feel like mia would say something about his voice if he did.
- do you think michael’s bandmates make fun of him for writing songs about his GIRLFRIEND?
- in addition to the previous question, what do you think michael had to do for the band to convince them to get detention for some freshman?
- no we have to revisit the bracelet thing
"hey, maybe you can get me a bracelet or something?" -mia
michael perks up. "you want a bracelet. i didn't think you'd want it on account of you never wearing jewelry"
"yeah, but i guess there's a specific one i want." - mia
"ah, the dowager princess said no to it? your birthday is coming up so this is great. what bracelet do you want?" - michael
"oh, i want one that says property of michael moscovitz." - mia
"so we can go to pandora or something to get that engraved." - mia
“why are you turning red?” - mia
michael falls over laughing
"gwhat the fuck is wrong with you?" - michael
- WE DON’T KNOW WHO’S SIDE WE’RE ON ABOUT THE PROM THING BECAUSE ON ONE HAND, MICHAEL SHOULD JUST SUCK IT UP, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, MIA IS SO ANNOYING PUSHING THIS ON HIM
- michael: is the coolest guy ever
also michael: h-here’s your birfay present mia
- THE NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- maybe he talks to maya about mia, but maya doesn’t really listen and just nods along to whatever he’s saying
- the globe scene. the fucking GLOBE scene. i hate lilly, but i also hate boris during this part.
- we had a whole discussion about what curse word we think michael said. i think it was “motherfucker!” or “fuck!” but júlia thinks he isn’t a “motherfucker” kinda guy.
- ayo fuck lilly and jangbu
- THE NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- MICHAEL CALLING THE CHILI GUY A SUCKA. KING!!!
- then we had a heated discussion about what michael wears, because i (sarah) thinks he wears regular fitting jeans and nice sweaters, but júlia thinks he has a more nerdy look that is more fashionable.
- i never thought rocky was a weird name until júlia pointed it out, and she is absolutely right. who looks at a child and says “ah, yes. rocky.” WHO??
- LOL WHEN MICHAEL SAYS THEY COULD BE DOING MORE OF “THIS” WHEN THEY’RE IN THE CLOSET, HE IS NOT REFERRING TO MAKING OUT LITERALLY IN A CLOSET. HE JUST MEANS MAKING OUT, BUT MIA DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT.
- i’d love to go bowling with mike and beat his ass-
- mr. g getting all worried about helen :((( that’s so sweet :( i think i have a crush on mr. g
- and i know damn well that if mr. g ever said he was proud of me, i’d start bawling right there, and that’s on <3 daddy issues <3
- why does helen ONLY have mia’s number in her phone. isn’t it supposed to be the other way around???
- MICHAEL RUSHING TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN HELEN FAINTS
- oh LORd i am fucking single
- not mia self diagnosing-
- boris tracing lilly’s face on the screen is SO FUCKING FUNNY PLEASEEEEEEE THAT’S SOME TINA ENERGY WHEN SHE CHANGED HER FONT TO BLUE WHEN SHE WAS SAD. I’M CONVULSING-
- THE NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!!!
