#period hell

[pretty-puppy-aurora]

sleepily masturbating.

forgot I was on my period.

terrifying experience upon waking up.

AHA I'VE BEEN THERE

"Wow I'm really wet this morning, I wonder why" Blood covered fingers "OHHHH"

[wait-what-was-i-going-to-say]

This is silly but does anyone else find it really endearing when AMAB or anyone that doesn't get periods in your life say they wish they could get rid of your cramps or wish they could have them instead?

Like sweetie, I love the sentiment, but I do not wish period cramps for you to experience instead

Sometimes I think my Boyfiend is a little insane when he knows how bad mine get (especially how they used to get before I started birth control), and still tell me he would experience that if he could so I wouldnt. Like, honey, I love you, I do not want you to be curled up next to the toilet barfing while you can barely move your legs

[complimentaryculler]

i need to be able to just like. put my uterus in a jar and keep it as a novelty paperweight until some beautiful trans woman wants to get pregnant and takes it off my hands. ideally in a craigslist pet adoption type of way

[lostboyfromneverland5]

It’s almost 2 AM and everything aches and it feels like someone’s twisting a knife in my gut, so I go downstairs to make tea. While I’m waiting for the water to boil I rummage through the cabinet to look for chocolate. I see cereal, and suddenly the only thing in the universe that my stupid period hell brain wants is a big-ass bowl of fucking cereal. I make my tea and cereal and sit on the kitchen floor. My mom walks into the kitchen at 2 AM and I’m just sitting there trying not to cry while eating cereal and drinking scalding tea.

The joys of periods, everybody.

[period-hell]

[pretty-puppy-aurora]

Bleeding while butch makes it feel like I've killed someone every time I pull my underwear down, like bro WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD

[pretty-puppy-aurora]

Wish I was there with her, holding her close in my arms, kissing her forehead and whispering soft I love yous praise as we're both rocked by cramps. Two heating pads, some takeout and warm blankets, cozy show vibes and something warm to drink. Just us together, soft and sweet love crashing against the shared pain of this bullshit organ neither of us will use.

I can't wait to spoil her, to care for her, to love her. Because I know she's going to love me right back

[period-hell]

I feel the blood escaping every time I stand up