#personal dumb shit

[iloveweedmorethanyou]

I want to fuck you, right here, right now.

[dimtheselights]

I was just revisiting a few of my favorite Gill & Gilbert moments and umm, excuse me? Whose the fucking narc that disliked this video? In this house we only love and respect these two human disasters.

[dimtheselights]

hhhhhhhhhh I disregarded the tags on a fic but then it squicked me and now I can’t stop thinking about it and I have no one to blame but myself ughhhh why did I do this

[quietcuriosities]

Trying to eat soft stuff cause my mouth hurts today… and then I put too much salt & pepper on my avocado toast 😤😫

Okay, this is my Complaint Post Of The Day™️ 😂

[tuesdaytothursday]

i don’t know why but it really irritates me when people don’t capitalize ‘is’ in otherwise capitalized titles

[iloveweedmorethanyou]

AHhhhhhhhhhh

Homeschooling is going to make me go nutsss

[iloveweedmorethanyou]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ❤️❤️❤

I still think about you from time to time. I wondered what it would’ve been like if it would’ve been you, instead. I always think and dream about that, sometimes. Anyways, I know I could never tell you this in person but all I really wanted to say was, happy birthday baby, I fucking really miss you and I love you so much and I wish you many more birthdays to enjoy with your beautiful children and family! I also selfishly still hope you think about me too sometimes. I wish I could celebrate your life with you today but maybe someday our paths will cross again, who knows. Enjoy your day, you deserve it love ❤️🎉🎊🥳🎈🎁🎂🍥

[tyrilstarfury]

Lol I ask my brother if he wanted to hear a classic song about a woman who murders someone she doesn't mean to and is crying to her mother... I proceed to sing 'Rihanna ; Man Down'... He'd never heard it and looked confused then said "it sounds genius but crap"... I guessing the crap part was my singing voice 🙄😕... The genius was the lyrics of course... We laughed and I sent him a link to the song he shrugged and said he is not a Rihanna fan... I disowned him there and then its been 3 hours since I last heard from him and so far I don't regret my decision.