#personal possum

[bat-tism]

My dash is always empty and tumblr only shows me the same 10 blogs all day every day even though I follow 144 blogs and at least 20 tags. WHY IS MY DASH DEAD TUMBLR. uck.

[bat-tism]

Me: *laying in bed & smells key lime pie*...are you..vaping???

Roomate:...nooo...

Me:...are you stress vaping at 2 am in the dark???

Roomate:...what has my life become

[bat-tism]

My roomate got me these precious cat hair clips. I love the. 💗🙀💗

[comradecowplant]

man o man I was kinda banking on cute tinder boy adhering the unspoken law of my sex life which decrees that I am to be ignored completely post-intercourse, because he’s really neat and I might end up infested with ~feelings~ and never once have those ended well. 

(sometimes I wonder how differently I’d be able to forge meaningful reltionships if my first two partners hadn’t treated me so poorly and have caused me to Never Trust Anyone Ever Especially Not Potential Romantic Partners Especially If They Are Men Because They MUST Just Be Out To Hurt/Manipulate Me In Some Way ahaha I’m so lonely and need to get over it but it’s really difficult)

[purrrcrastination]

guys. OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SLIGHTLY MORTIFIED. so it was like 3 am and i couldn't sleep so i went outside to smoke some weed. i heard some shuffling like 25 yards away so i shined the flashlight on my phone in that direction and saw a possum. i was like ehhh he's kinda far off i'm good but then he wanders over towards a bush AND ANOTHER POSSUM JOINS HIM! i was like SHIT THESE POSSUMS ARE GONNA JUMP ME. but they went over into another bush a little way away. what ensued was a possum fuck. A POSSUM FUCK! it lasted like a minute and a half and then it was silence. somehow i'm the one that feels violated....