Perun SSR Union Birthday
~ Happy Birthday (Part 1) ~
Perun: Awww, Donar’s lucky he got Yunya as his interviewer. I was hoping I’d get a cutie like that...
Vectra: I... honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or offended.
Perun: Oh, Miss Schmee, you’re a real beauty, don’t get me wrong! Nobles just tend to have a lot of baggage, and I’m not really well equipped to deal with that.
Vectra: You know what? That’s fair. Good to know you’re at least self aware enough to admit that. Putting that aside, I’ll be your interviewer today, Perun.
Perun: Thank you very much, Miss Schmee! I’ll be in your care.
Vectra: Well, first of all, I’d like to wish you a Happy Birthday! Here’s your present.
Perun: Son of a turkeyfish! This is the limited edition nail polish Maury and I were talking about! How’d you even get this? It’s been sold out on every beauty site for weeks!
Vectra: We nobles have our connections. I’m not giving up any more trade secrets for free, though.
Perun: It’s even in the specific color I was hoping to get! I don’t ever remember telling Maury I wanted this shade.
Vectra: It was a pretty easy guess. You tend to wear a lot of pinks when you’re not in uniform, so I assumed you’d want something within that color range. Pretty lucky I happened to get the exact shade you wanted though, huh?
Perun: I’d like to retract my statement about Donar being lucky from earlier. Miss Schmee, I’ll follow you to the ends of Twisted Wonderland!
~ Happy Birthday (Part 2) ~
Vectra: We should probably go ahead and start the interview now.
Perun: Sure thing! Go ahead, ask me anything.
Vectra: “If you could pick any student from Night Raven College to be your sibling, who would you choose?” Can’t choose anyone from our dorm, though.
Perun: Oooh, that’s a though question. Hmmmm, how ever am I going to choose? My brothers are so amazing already how could I- Kalim.
Vectra: Ah there you go again with the theatrics. Any reason why you chose Kalim though? I honestly thought you were gonna choose Cater. I always see you two hanging out and posting on Magicam together.
Perun: I mean, everyone in the Light Music Club is fair game. Kalim and I get along pretty well, though, and he already has a whole bunch of brothers and sisters. He’d definitely treat me, Donar, and Perun well. I mean, his family is loaded and all, but he really does love his siblings a lot, so I think he’s already an amazing brother!
Vectra: You know, you make a fair point. Considering you and your brothers are a package deal with the whole brother thing, Kalim is probably a pretty obvious choice.
Perun: Oh, but if we could pick from our dorm, you’d definitely be one of my top choices, Miss Schmee!
Vectra: Oh, really? Now that’s really unexpected.
Perun: I mean, I know I said nobles usually have a lot of baggage, but you seem like a really good sibling. You have some brothers if I remember correctly, and you really seem like you care about them a lot.
Vectra: Aw, that’s real sweet of you, Perun. I hope you know, though, flattery won’t get you another bottle of that nail polish.
Perun: Tsk, worth a shot.
~ Happy Birthday (Part 3) ~
Vectra: Here’s the next question. “If you could join any dorm other than Octavinelle, which dorm would you choose?”
Perun: Geeze, that’s actually a tough question. Octavinelle is such a nice dorm, it’s really hard to imagine being in any other. If I really had to choose, though... Maybe Pomefiore?
Vectra: Honestly, that makes a lot of sense. I could totally see you in Pomefiore.
Perun: Right? A cutie patootie like me would fit right in! Schoenheit-senpai seems like a pretty great dorm leader, too. He can be kind of strict with all the Pomefiore members, but I know I’d come out a more capable individual after all of his lessons.
Vectra: Huh, I didn’t think you were the type to think about stuff like that, Perun.
Perun: I mean, we all have things we can improve on, you know? No one’s really a 10/10 since there’s always something to work on with yourself. I like to think I’m always improving myself in some way, but it’d be nice to have someone as honest as Schoenheit-senpai to help point me in the right direction.
Vectra: You must really look up to Vil, huh?
Perun: What can I say? He’s someone who’s easy to admire. That being said, I really don’t think I’d transfer out of Octavinelle unless I was really forced to. Ashengrotto-senpai can be shady sometimes, but he’s a capable dorm leader. He really does do his best to make it a comfortable dorm to be in. I’m happy with my place in Octavinelle and I’m glad my brothers and I all got sorted into the same dorm.
...
Vectra: Well, that wraps up our interview! Thanks for being patient, Perun.
Perun: Of course! Thank you for your time, Miss Schmee!
Vectra: You know what comes up next, though, right?
Perun: Yeah its the “Gift of Good Wishes” if I remember correctly. Please go easy on me, Miss Schmee. I’m a very delicate eel!
Vectra: You’re not getting any mercy from me, so clench your teeth! Happy Birthday, Perun!
(Vectra is the wonderful @sunshine-apprentice ‘s OC)

















