#perveche arc

[didyoutrydynamite]

Arc Twins- by Dishwasher1910

In JNRZ Au Lapis is Left in the ascot and Perveche is Right in the headphones.

[didyoutrydynamite]

Caught on Video Call

Reese: *Crawling around the dorm room’s floor, checking underneath the various furniture.*

Jaune: *Sitting in front of his laptop at a desk* Reese what are you doing?

Reese: Looking for the energy drink you got me! I think the little guy rolled under the furniture somewhere.

Jaune: Do you have to look for it right now? While I’m in the middle of a call?

Rouge: Everything alright Jaune?

Jaune: Oh! Yeah! Sorry guys, just one of my teammates distracting me. *Looks at his laptop screen and see’s some sisters Rouge, Perveche, and Lapis sitting on the other side.*

Lapis: You mean one of your girlfriends?~

Rouge: I think the correct term is concubines Lapis.

Jaune: Ha-ha. I told you guys already it isn’t like that. And I told you to never use that word again Rouge.

Perveche: *rolls eyes* Agreed, that joke is getting stale, and besides, I doubt dork over here could get one girlfriend let alone three of them.

Lapis: *Pinches Perveche’s ear* Perveche, be nice!

Jaune: I-I can get a girlfriend! I’m just waiting for the right one is all. Yeah, that’s totally it.

Rouge: I know you can, little brother! But first of all, stop using dad’s pickup lines if you want a girlfriend! Secondly, why wait for the one when you’re already living with three cute girls!?

Jaune: It’s because they’re my teammates! Dad always said that inter-team dating in Huntsmen Teams don’t ever end well. Remember that story he told us of that one guy who married two of his teammates? The first ran off to be a pirate queen or something, and the other went on a mission and was never seen again! I just want to keep things simple, I’m already completely fine with having them as my bestest friends in the world.

Lapis: Is that why one of them is wearing your prized Pumpkin Pete Hoodie?

Jaune: *Turns around to see May stopped mid step, wearing his large hoodie and a pair of gym shorts that were also his.*

May: *Sheepishly fidgets from suddenly being put on the spot* …It’s laundry day and I was cold.

Jaune: *Turns back to the screen with a neutral expression* Friends share clothes all the time.

Rouge: Mhmm and she couldn’t borrow clothes from the other girls in the team? Suspicious Brother, very suspicious.

Jaune: My clothes are the warmest! I swear Rouge, you read way too much into these-

Neon: Alright Stud! I’m heading out on a shopping trip, try not to miss me too much. *Leans down and gives Jaune a big wet kiss on the cheek* I’ll make sure to get you the extra large protection on the way back, Big Boy~ *Waves to the camera* Bye girls! *Walks out with the most mischievous giggle*

Jaune: *looks awkwardly at his sisters* ... now hold on.

Perveche: You and NEON?!

Jaune: *Blushing* I said hold on! She’s just picking up my armor while she’s out! She means my actual protection!!

Lapis: And the kiss?!

Jaune: S-she only did that because you guys were watching! That’s honestly just run of the mill Neon, she’s always teasing me-

Reese: GOT IT!

Jaune: *Yelps from the sudden yell coming from under his desk as he looks under it to see Reese crouched under it, opening her newly acquired energy drink and chugging it down*

Reese: *Rudely loud slurping noises* Ahhh~! *Drops can then crawls out from underneath the desk and claps Jaune on the shoulder* Thanks for the drink, Chief! Mama was thirsty! *Walks off*

Jaune: *Mumbles* Rude. Anyways sorry about that- guys?

Rouge/ Perveche/ Lapis: *All madly blushing from how that looked and sounded from their perspective.*

Jaune: What’s wrong?

Lapis: Oh my…

Perveche: What the fuck Jaune!?

Rouge: I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!