#pervy!reader

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MDNI +18

Pervy!Reader

I’ve heard ENOUGH about pervy!ellie, what about pervy!reader who purposely wears a tiny skirt to get Ellie thinking?

Pervy!reader who offers to do laundry for the both of them, takes way longer than it should. Ellie also seems to be missing a few underwear’s after??

Pervy!reader who snuck into Ellie’s room one night while she was away for the weekend, getting off to the mere scent she left behind in the room??????

Wheres the pervy!reader who caught a glimpse of Ellie’s boobs on accident once and constantly imagines the pretty bud between their lips?????

WHERESS TJE NARRATIVE??? THE RHETORIC????? WHYYYYYYYYY

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Pervy!Reader Masterlist

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pervy!reader x john mactavish 1 (female!reader) pervy!reader x john mactavish 2 (female!reader) pervy!reader x john mactavish 3 (female reader)

pervy!reader tag for drabbles, inspo and anything that hasn't been put on the masterlist yet

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good morning. have a snippet of pervy!reader because some cobwebs got blown out and i've been awake all night.

john "soap" mactivish x female!reader x kyle "gaz" garrick

there’s a pause as kyle waits for johnny to blink whatever love hearts are clouding his vision out of his eyes before kyle plasters on his most charming smile and offers up his hand for you to shake. 

“kyle, lovely to meet you.” and yeah, maybe it was overkill to drop a wink at you but hey, it’s always charmed the knickers off everyone he’s met before. no harm, no foul as that american prick graves had said once upon a time. 

(it’s hours later when kyle is flat on his back as you bounce on his cock as johnny begs you to let him come one more time, that he thinks he may have miscalculated. badly.)

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hello hi happy wip wednesday. i'm here to provide you all with a snippet of the next bit of my pervy housemate!reader thing.

you wake up in a tangle of limbs and sleepily slide your hand up johnny’s smooth chest to - 

wait. johnny’s chest isn’t smooth. hmmm. you squeeze the relaxed muscle of the mystery pec and flick at the pebbled nipple with your thumb curiously as you wrack your under-caffeinated brain for the name of your guest.  

a sleepy grunt and a warm hand on your wrist pauses your tactile investigation so you crack open an eye. miles of smooth brown skin fill your vision. aha! the microwave timer in your brain dings with recognition. kyle. 

(a disappointed voice that sounds shockingly like your mum’s chides you for forgetting the name of the man you’d ridden for two consecutive orgasms and put away wet. not that she’d want to know the downright filthy details of the previous night.)

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noooooo 😭 tell me that the t-shirt wasn't ghosts 😭😭😭

oh i am CACKLING. i am so sorry anon but yeah, that was ghost's shirt on the floor

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for wip wednesday i offer you a snippet from part four of the pervy!reader universe (i can't believe i have this now) instead any of my other projects (rip to the mummy au , leather daddy!price and to the eddie wells angst fest i have brewing)

i'm marking it 18+ only despite there being no smutty bits

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“fucks wrong wiv you then, get bent over and fucked too ‘ard again or summat?” ghost grunts from behind his balaclava.

kyle wants to roll his eyes in exasperation because obviously johnny’s been shagged seven ways from sunday and back again, but he manages to suppress the urge - barely. 

johnny sneers petulantly in ghost’s direction before stabbing at what kyle thinks is probably sausage casserole viciously.

interesting that johnny doesn’t immediately leap into a filthy play-by-play like usual. even more interesting when he mumbles something about having a quiet weekend back at his shared house.