Mar 30, 2021
Looks like my rodent checks in every hour. Maybe I should hire her to manage my website. She's there more than I am!
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Looks like my rodent checks in every hour. Maybe I should hire her to manage my website. She's there more than I am!
me: plants cabbage, lettuce, broccoli and cabbage savoy for my autumn garden bc I love me some healthy greens
every slug in the area: SLUG HEAVEN HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED
Pest Problems
While walking the perimeter my S.A.M Bot noticed we had a new bug problem in the side yard. He called me outside so we could discuss what to do about it.
S.A.M. suggested I just pour gasoline all over the nest, and strike a match, the old fashioned way (S.A.M.'s a bit of a pryro ya see). What with gas being so hard to come by these days, I thought that would be a horrible waste of resources, and expensive to boot. Me, I figured I'd just go grab my stolen Freeze Ray Gun from the lab, zap the critters, toss em in a sack, and then leave them at the Brotherhood's front gate to thaw out. Let the bugs be their problem. It's about time they earned their keep. Sides, I thought it would be hilarious to watch.
As we were figuring out how to go about it, we suddenly heard this loud droning noise coming from high up above. Much louder than the chirping racket the critters checking us out as we talked were making. It was like a turbo prop or something, and it was getting louder real fast.
I look up in the sky, and there right above us was the biggest damn bug I'd ever seen. I reckon it must be the Queen or something. Anyways, S.A.M. and I quickly decided this was a problem that could probably wait for another day, so we beat feet fast back into the bunker with the mutant flying cockroach and her kin hot on our tails.
Gonna have to see if I can arrange a trade for a gigantic can of Raid, or maybe a small Tactical Nuke over at Bartertown. In the meantime, I guess we'll all be staying indoors for a while.
I've been hearing something in my attic for the last 2 or so months now, at first assumed birds because I am plagued by sparrows so not a stretch.
Then I could hear running noises which not very birdlike, then definitely gnawing so figured great mice.
So I bought humane traps to catch and release them, set them with chocolate and peanut butter. Things I've caught mice with successfully before.
Nothing. It's been weeks
Weeks of being woken up relentlessly at 5am by what we've affectionately named 'Attic Demon', the whole time just mystified how it can possibly make quite so much noise for something so small.
Cut to today and I'm cleaning my car, hear that telltale scurrying sound somehow from outside and look up, what do I see?
A fucking squirrel.
How? Why?
Better news, there's actually two of them.
Currently researching how the hell you catch a squirrel.
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there are ants coming out of our walls I DID NOT SIGN UP TO SUPPLY A STATEMENT TO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE OKAY??? I JUST WANTED TO RENT! A NICE HOUSE!
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