#peted

[karishmaniazkilam]

[haileybxldwin]

text || pete

hailey: hey bud, how've you been? barely saw you around in Cannes, you and your clique roll -t i g h t-, it's like seeing a cult.

[josieskriverx]

@davidsonhq​ I dread to think what the fuck it was you saw, but...grateful at the same time? ‘Sup? 

I can’t remember now, must’ve been some SNL thing from some time ago? Either way, I’m fine, how’s it going?

[itszceydeutch]

Don't go giving those slaps out for free, Zo. A lot of men would pay good money for those. 29, so I'm way past my expiration date. Honestly shocked I made it this far when I still don't believe in pre-heating an oven. @peterdvidsn​

and i’m starting to wonder what sort of kinky weirdos you’ve been haging with pete-y. and the fact you look much older than that.... have you heard that to preserve something longer you shall keep it in the fridge? 

[josieskriverx]

@davidsonhq​: bruh i was tryna be discreet for you

Also very confusing, apparently! You can’t use “you know what” for two different things, it’s like giving x two different values in algebra. Please elabroate. 

[lucky-bucky-boy]

Peter for the soft story idea

Eek loki seems to be the winner