#petekey masterdoc

[kittykat3801]

"Pete Wentz wouldn't know subtlety if it hit him over the head with his own fucking bass" will forever be my favourite sentence from the Petekey Masterpost.

Link to Masterpost Google doc below...

[deleteyas]

okay Listen... i am not apart of the fob/mcr fandom, i only know maybe less than ten fob songs (im trying to gradually become a fan but idk where to start, bang the doldrums is my current favorite song), but today i decided to read through the petekey masterdoc and oh my GOD? HELLO? like i thought people were just being normal rpf shippers and were like "oh yeah i ship petekey because they have bromance and they make some questionable jokes, but i know in reality they're not queer" but No like they're actually gay as hell and pete was most definitely 100000% in love with mikey like you don't just go on livejournal and blog constantly about mikey and say white denim jackets make you hot and bothered because you were wearing mikey's white denim jacket one time and at a show you point to the crowd and say "i'm sorry, every single song is about you" because mikey is IN that crowd and do so much shit if you're "just friends" and never had any type of thing going on. like. I Love U Petekey ... you have changed my entire brain chemistry and i physically cannot handle whatever you two have/had going on because it makes me sick and miserable and i feel like i'm in love just reading his blogs and how he talks so reverently about mikey and Ugh idk........ these emo gays are no joke guys don't chance it please (aka please go read the petekey masterdoc it's truly sickening)