#peter asks

[totally-not-patrick]

had a stupidly bad day do u wanna come over and fuck around with andis drumset

yeah ofc that sounds fun

what happened tho? you ok?

[theweirdestandthewildest]

you know me because we're muts and ive liked literally like every post from you from tbe last hour and your post about being banned from a friendgroup for fauxcest is so fucking reallllll 😭😭

my ass literally hid behind a kink blog to make a fauxcest post about hucklerabbot x reader bc I didn't want my online friends to find it

it's scary out here yall

Omg wait let's kiss rn

NO DUDE NO ONE IRL KNOWS THIS TUMBLR EXISTS EXCEPT MY CLOSE PERSONAL HOMEGIRL

She doesnt even know about the fauxcest 🥶🥶

Thats why you have me twin...its not scary in Tumblr fr

[soapyjackets]

hii!! Your posts are so cool and silly:) how long have u had ur account for?!

HEHE THANK U!! ive had the account for about 2 days now lolol :3

[ashintheairlikesnow]

A song came up randomly on my Spotify, and the chorus repeatedly references Saint Peter and I went "wait, actually yeah what is Saint Peter's actual significance?" and hhhh he's the one who calls people to heaven or lets them in I guess,,,

and I'm thinking about Peter giving up his own happiness to see his loved ones happy as they can be and never being able to ever have his own happy ending and GOD your boy has made me 🥺 againA

Peter is my endless tragedy boy. Even freed, he missed Karen so much, and loathed being separated from Micheal but could never be honest about it. He is always rolling a rock up a hill.

[ask-darling-xoxo]

This is just my personal opinion but Your Boyfriend is getting so boring and fans simping for him is getting repetitive too. What do you think?

I believe you’re absolutely right, I’ve gotten bored of Peter. We already know his whole thing is “kill, stalk, unconditionally love y/n and kidnap them” whereas John Doe, he’s a whole different story.

He’s also way more interesting than some golfball man

I’m also very much over the fact that minors don’t respect that YB is supposed to be for adults. The other day, I saw some really horrible nsfw art by a minor. No hate on their art but oh god the nsfw, I don’t think I started to draw NSFW till I was around 17, literally a year before I turned 18….but then again I was writing smut…even so, it’s horrifying

[who-ya-gcnna-call]

Ey homies I got a..a bit of a ghost problem..y'see there's this ghost and named Ezra and..hesbeeneatingallthebeans

Can you guys snatch him up. I can pay in cookies

   Pete unceremoniously shoved in another cookie, kicked back in his chair with a hand behind his head, the one holding the treat rolled with thought as he spoke through crumbs.     “Yesh yesh,” he swallows, licking his lips, “Beans, ghosts, whatevers the problem. No problem too small and no fee too big, yeah.” He laughs, “But Cookies,” he drones as he sits back up with some effort to snatch another before flopping back in his seat, “Don’t exactly pay the bills. If they did, Spengler would make us millionaires, and I ain’t talkin no shortbread. “

   “Got anything a little..” He rubbed his chin in thought again before shrugging smugly, “Greener?” He munched again.

[ineffable-dads]

I can just IMAGINE peters face when he finds out the truth like IVE BEEN DEBATING ABOUT RELIGION WITH YOU WHEN YOU KNEW THE TRUTH?!?!

Peter after spending 8+ years studying theology, the last year of which he slaved on his thesis, only to find out his girlfriend’s Dads are an angel and demon respectively who have been on Earth since the literal beginning, and he could have just asked them:

[peter-b-starker]

37/24 for peter pls? <3

37 - Tony spoke. Or looked in my general direction. Or existed.

24 - On my 18th birthday was my first time, actually. Don’t tell Aunt May.- Peter P.