#peter's notebook

[aspidersbestfriends]

Dream 10

I was standing in line for the bathroom. And dude, I've never seen a LINE for the men's bathroom. Especially not one this long. But when I got in, I realized why. This was not just a bathroom. This was heaven. Sure they had the toilet stalls, the urinals. But the shower stalls were like plastic pods. There were pods for massages, pods for alternate reality video gaming, there were rows and rows of shelves of candy, action figures, comic books, literally anything a guy could ask for, it was available. There was even a room in there where you can play with dogs. Dude, I was mad when I woke up.

[aspidersbestfriends]

Dream 9

I heard Aunt May calling and ran down the stairs. Hopping down into a chair. A huge breakfast waited for me - pancakes, eggs, bacon, coffee, orange juice - the works! "Thanks, Aunt May!" I cried. I eagerly picked up my fork and dove for the pancakes. "No, Peter, please don't eat us!" I stared at the pancakes. They had eyes. The eggs had eyes, the bacon had eyes, the coffee and orange juice all had eyes. "Yeah, Peter! You're a hero! You wouldn't eat us, would you?" All of the food began to beg not to be eaten. I screamed myself awake.

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Dream 8

I found a group of zombies sitting in an ambulance, playing cards. I flew around the ambulance, closing and locking the doors and windows. Then I tried to pick up the ambulance to put it in the lake, but my wings weren't strong enough to lift me and the ambulance. ...Oh yeah. I had wings.

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Dream 7

I dreamt that I was making out with Natasha, and then she stabbed me and drank my blood. But instead of freaking out, I was praising her like, "good girl." And when she was done she broke my neck and crawled away on eight legs, laid this huge egg sack, and a million tiny spiders crawled out.

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Dream 6

This one was literally just me brushing and braiding Thor's hair for hours. Then I woke up with a hairbrush in my hand....

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Dream 5

I was standing on the beach and for some reason River was dressed like a hula dancer. And I got on a surf board and Ariadne was on my back, singing in Hawaiian. Then River danced down the beach until he fell off the world and Ariadne tried to get me to follow him but I was like, "Addie, did you see that! Did you see that!" And then Ariadne pushed me off the surf board and I landed on the deck of a space ship and I was looking up River's hula skirt. Then I woke up. But I'm pretty sure I had that dream when I fell asleep watching Lilo and Stitch. @melodyxriver

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Dream 4

This one was weird. Okay so I was sitting on this white horse. And Wade was there. And he was like, "So Peter, my precious boy, where do you want to go?" And I was like, "Wherever you wanna go. It's your horse." And so we rode down the street shooting silly string at people and then Wade kissed me and I FUCKING KISSED HIM BACK WHY DID I DO THAT NOW HE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Dream 3

I was sitting on the top of a roof, eating Captain America’s shield. I kept dipping it in this giant bowl of chocolate​ syrup like it was a cookie.

And then when I finished it, Captain America came up behind me and he yelled, “You ate my shield! I’m gonna eat YOU!” And he started chasing me snapping his teeth like an angry dog.

Then I woke up screaming, “Don’t eat me! I’m sorry!” And Luciana rolled over and looked at me like I was crazy but I was almost eaten by Captain America.