#peterandjaninesiblings

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Peter: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Peter: One, two, three!

Peter:

Janine:

Peter: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.

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Peter: (to Dana) Are you wearing space pants? ‘Cause your ass is out of this world.

Janine: She’s actually wearing soccer pants, because her ass is out of your league.

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Ray: You’ve heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for Times New Ramen!

Peter: I sent this to Janine and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

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Peter: I can explain.
Janine: Can you?
Peter: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Janine: You make it hard to love you sometimes.

Peter: (to Ray) You hear that?

Ray: She loves you!