*james complaining about his new coworker (who looks suspiciously alike sirius) to peter*
james: she's so infuriating like i did the coffee order exactly like the customer asked and still she stood there saying--
peter: he, not she. he's a trans man, he just hasn't gotten top surgery yet.
james: ah shit, really? you know it’s really scary how you and mary know literally everything about everyone. anyways so HE stood there telling me that i should do the blend the other way around when clearly this is the way to do it, and you know what sucks even more, he's so fucking pretty, fuck, i mean handsome and i just have to stand there and take it while my brain is short-circuting over the length of his fucking eyelashes and--
*peter debating on whether to tell him that it's sirius' grown up brother (previously sister) that they haven't seen in ages*
james: and get this, he's named after a star as well, like sirius. like what are the odds? how many parents name their children after constellations exactly? so weird.
*peter smirking, deciding not to tell james anything just to fuck with him and see how long it takes for him to figure it out*
peter: *coughing* yeah, super strange.
james: RIGHT ?! so then i said--
*peter later regrets not telling him because james accidentally falls in love and sirius becomes annoying and whiny about this*