Jul 24
Hiya, Mister Boss' Brother! The Boss wanted me to tell you that he thinks youuuuuur games are not as fuuuun as his ;P
[ @peteypiper ]
WELLLLL… your BOSS is a STU-PID SHIT.
What does he know about games, anyway? He’s too picky. Ted this, Pete that, blah blah blah blah BLAH! A REAL lord knows you gotta spread your influence FAR and WIDE if you want to catch any real prey!
The Lord takes a second to compose himself. Only his brothers can make him break character like this. He closes his eye(s) and when he opens it again it has returned to a joyous squint.
Say, how’s that Snitchie doing? I haven’t heard from him much recently. Is he still out doing my evil bidding? He better! Everyone knows what happens to disobedient sniggles…