#petty meme

[darkeye5000]

Ladies and gentleman, we just witness how petty mind works running like a broken old computer!

[kayzig]

I saw a screencap of this meme from twitter, and on top of it being filled in with incorrect astrology choices, its labels felt like they could use more Cask of Amontillado as the ultimate level of petty so I made this, feel free to fill it in with your favorite OCs, Casts of Characters, your best friends or using it to rank your relatives

[unimportantimperfectionsxc]

Bruh, I just found the live version of Steve Smith 😂

[agentkikirogers]

Can we please make this photo of Cody, a meme?

[midoriyasbones]

I knew my crush was only hanging out with me to get to my best friend (overheard) so I told her (my crush) that my friend had a big daddy kink and that he was really into anime. She dressed up as Sailor Moon for his Halloween party and called him daddy in front of our group of friends trying to come on to him and he was so grossed out that he threw his drink on her and told her to leave. She later realized I’d been messing with her and got super bitchy and I forgot why I even liked her tbh😂😂😂

oH SAKDJHAKSJDHKAJHS WHY IS THAT LOWKEY SO FUNNY

tell me the pettiest thing you’ve ever done!

[midoriyasbones]

If your still doing it then here's mine. So there's this friend of mine. He's really toxic, but like he's in my close circle of friends so I can't just stop talking to him. He's always really mean and makes rude jokes about my hair. So he got some girl suspended for doing something dumb. And he said she was suspended for 8 weeks. But then he gets suspended(long story) and the girl comes back 8 days later. And so I tell the whole cafeteria that he lied about her suspension date. He's screwed.

KJSDAHJAKSHDAKSJDH YOOOOO GET HIM

[midoriyasbones]

in 7th grade one of my "friends" started dating a boy i liked after i told her i liked him and she had said she wouldn't date him. (admittedly he HAD been flirting with both of us) they broke after like a month bc he was a dick and she went back to liking her old crush. fast forward a few months and HER crush got a crush on ME and i started dating him JUST BC SHE LIKED HIM AND I WAS PETTY. this is extra hilarious to me after realizing i don't even like guys and all of my crushes were Fake

kjhdjkashddSF the pettiest thing about this is that you were a LESBIAN THE ENTIRE TIME HA

tell me the pettiest thing you’ve ever done!

[midoriyasbones]

At the beginning of the year I auditioned for wind ensemble and didn’t get in. I would’ve been ok with it except the conductor was a dick about it and said, among other things, that I was a failure of a music major and an embarrassment to the department for not knowing basic music theory (which I haven’t had to use in years because I do weird experimental stuff now). I’m inviting him to my thesis exhibition at the end of the month. I hope he likes weird atonal sound art bc it’s aaaalllll for him

SHOW HIM!!! KICK HIS ASS WITH MUSIC I SUPPORT YOU!!!