#petty meme

[kayzig]

I saw a screencap of this meme from twitter, and on top of it being filled in with incorrect astrology choices, its labels felt like they could use more Cask of Amontillado as the ultimate level of petty so I made this, feel free to fill it in with your favorite OCs, Casts of Characters, your best friends or using it to rank your relatives

[agentkikirogers]

Can we please make this photo of Cody, a meme?

[meowingtonsco]

Petty #goals

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[midoriyasbones]

The pettiest thing i've ever done.. I used to be friends with one manipulative guy. He would make me feel like shit on a daily basis. I was really into writing original stories during that time. Me and him were both part of a star wars dnd party and we had the wildest adventures. Mine and his character were kind of in love. I loved my character so much that I decided to try my hand at writing an original story about her. I incorporated all of my friends characters as well. (1)

And I made his character be a fiancé of my character, now a MC. His character was dead at the start of my story and the plot was supposed to be about slowly uncovering his past history. But when I got around to writing that part, I got into a huge fight with him and refused to be friends with his manipulative ass anymore. He then asked me to stop mentioning his character in my story, because ‘it violated his creator rights.’ So, in a fit of anger I wrote the climax of my book in three hours (2)

And it went like this: His character departed on a journey, away from my MC, only to accidentally slip on horse shit and fall of a bridge to his death. I shortened the story and submitted it to the school short story competition. It won and I got to read it in front of the whole class. I looked him straight into the eyes as I read the end and smiled. He has never spoken to me since. The end. (3)            

kjdKSKFKSDFKdsjf OH MY GODDDD

bro that’s so awesome. he knew EXACTLY what you meant im… so proud of you. <3

tell me the pettiest thing you’ve ever done!

[midoriyasbones]

I knew my crush was only hanging out with me to get to my best friend (overheard) so I told her (my crush) that my friend had a big daddy kink and that he was really into anime. She dressed up as Sailor Moon for his Halloween party and called him daddy in front of our group of friends trying to come on to him and he was so grossed out that he threw his drink on her and told her to leave. She later realized I’d been messing with her and got super bitchy and I forgot why I even liked her tbh😂😂😂

oH SAKDJHAKSJDHKAJHS WHY IS THAT LOWKEY SO FUNNY

tell me the pettiest thing you’ve ever done!

[midoriyasbones]

If you're still doing the Petty thing... I helped my (now ex) friend move out of her horrible house situation into my house at midnight after she called the cops on her parents. She did a lot of shitty things to make me regret this, but in this particular event, she would play my Sims 3 games and not put the Disc back. With Sims 3, you only needed the Disc to launch the game. After it was launched, you could remove the disc and play as normal. (1/?)

Not only would she not remove the disc, but she would also lock her laptop in her room while she was at work so I couldn’t remove the disc (that belonged to me) and start the game on my computer.  One day she fell asleep on the couch with her laptop on the table with the game running.  So I took the game out of the Laptop and hide it.  Then I contacted EA with the game code and told them I lost the CD.  Because I had the code, EA gave me a digital copy so I could launch without the disc (2/?)

So… my friend wakes up, does her own thing.. and then I just sat and watched… Over the span of a couple days, I watched her looking for the disc, and anytime I asked what she was doing… she told me she was ‘cleaning’.  A couple more days later, I asked her for the disc so I could play.  She panicked, and told me that she couldn’t find it anywhere.  I told her that I hoped she found it because it cost 60$ and it was last with her. After another couple days, I almost gave her the disc (3/?)

I almost gave her the disc (or let her find it) but then she wore my favorite dress to a dinner with her Boyfriend’s family, had sex in the dress, got semen on the dress, and then ruined it when she tried to wash it.  Sooooo, I kept the disc hidden, collected my 60 Dollars from her, and then proceeded to cut all ties with her after she moved out.  (Fin!)

akjsHDASKJDHSKJDH GOD TIER HOLY SHIT

tell me the pettiest thing you’ve ever done!

[midoriyasbones]

in 7th grade one of my "friends" started dating a boy i liked after i told her i liked him and she had said she wouldn't date him. (admittedly he HAD been flirting with both of us) they broke after like a month bc he was a dick and she went back to liking her old crush. fast forward a few months and HER crush got a crush on ME and i started dating him JUST BC SHE LIKED HIM AND I WAS PETTY. this is extra hilarious to me after realizing i don't even like guys and all of my crushes were Fake

kjhdjkashddSF the pettiest thing about this is that you were a LESBIAN THE ENTIRE TIME HA

tell me the pettiest thing you’ve ever done!

[midoriyasbones]

I blocked someone because they were throwing shit at one of my fav ships (it's VERY problematic but I don't care). BUT the real reason I unfollowed that user was because they said Mexican food was overrated. If that bitch says again my country's food is overrated I will fist fight them, I'll crush them with my bare hands

GOOD!!!

tell me the pettiest reason you’ve unfollowed someone!