#pettyasfmax

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pettyasfmax replied to your post: “I just remembered I also technically got married...

Max in the background: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

“I’ve been gay since I came out of the woMB APPARENTLY.”

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“Alright kiss-ass... What is it you actually want?” Mat finally chimed in. Giving a small amused smirk down at his little brother before he gently flicked the other’s forehead.

“You’re never this nice, even to me. So what do you want?”

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“Quit complaining so much Max. You literally asked for this, remember?” Mat gave a tired huff as he pushed the cart through the men’s clothing isle, glancing down at the other afterwards as he pulled it to a stop.

“You asked to come with me, and when I said no, you threw a fit to Orisa, and so here is where we are. Take it or leave it. I need pants, and something to make a new binder from because my only one I have is barely making it, and like HELL I’m asking David or Orisa for help where that’s concerned.”

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“Listen, I know you have my phone. And I know you probably know about the fact I lost my job yesterday. But I’m telling you right now, if you tell Orisa or David about this before I do, I will personally gut you. Got that?” 

It was probably a little weird to see Mat get so worked up over something like losing a fast food job.. But he had his reasons, and those reasons were personal. At least... They were, until Max stuck his tiny little nose into his business like usual.

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@pettyasfmax || cont.

“Yep. I hate myself almost as much as I hate the camp.”

    “I feel that, my dude. No one can hate you more than you hate yourself. And there’s a lot of hate.”

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pettyasfmax replied to your post “Actually it just occurred to me that Daniel probably is pretty strong....”

//OH NO, HE COULD TAKE DAVID IN A FIGHT. MY HC'S ARE FLAWED.

David knocked a man out in one hit, destroyed him with a chair, chopped a tree down in three swings and can then DEADLIFTED THE ENTIRE TREE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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pettyasfmax replied to your post “Ah, it’s amazing what people will do if they trust you enough.”

I WILL FIGHT YOU, DANIEL

And exactly what is it you intend to do? 

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IDK ORISA STILL TRUST DANIEL AND DAVID IS A PURE FORGIVING BEAN. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. THEY WOULD BE WORRY SICK ABOUT HIM.

HE’D STILL MURDER THEM BOTH!!!