#pettyastheycome

[shanon9000]

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[ablazeoffire]

Am I the only one thinking that Rio’s concern or him asking what Beth’s using the money was because he saw her house was still empty. I mean, according to Rio, she still doesn’t have a bed. I’m gonna guess that she has nothing else in another room upstairs. She doesn’t even have a couch or dinning table meaning sitting and eating on the floor. I think he peeped the still empty house and thought she had to be doing something with the money if it’s not going towards buying new furniture. Which Rio is aidy petty for even bringing up the fact that she has no bed, knowing damn well he has her bed and everything. I mean at least if the kids their toys and bed back. Do it for the kids. What a petty man. 😂

[myhotmesschronicles]

As a Canadian I can confirm this. I didn't even notice😅

[human-trash-fire]

How petty am I?

Like 2 months ago I went to the ATL aquarium, and they have penguins.

My fiancé loves penguins, but I was mad at him at the time.

So I deadass took blurry pictures & texted him: “if you weren’t an asshole I would have taken them in focus.”

[hoodedpoetry]

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[decadentbackyardgrilledcheese]

So my boss is a serious homophobe. One day I was re-organizing our bulletin board and I put all the thumb tacks in rainbow order. My boss immediately was infuriated and took them down, making a big deal that we do not advertise our sexuality and that we do not support gay rights. So, me being the passive aggressive and spiteful little shit I am, I now go out of my way to put everything in rainbow order. Every time my boss will go out of his way to mess whatever it is up, and it's honestly hilarious. I can't get fired for organizing. Happy pride month everybody ❤💛💚💙💜

[my-raja-me]

Did he come home to you last night sis? 🐸☕️ Hittin’ some of you deep, deep in yo feelings this Saturday afternoon. I'm just here for the tea🍵.....♀️💯#fuckyouthoughtthiswasdawg #whodoesthat #muslimmemes #ohthefuckeryisrealinthispost #getitrightbitches #followmetho #haveseveralseatsplease💺💺 #pettyastheycome #listenlinda