#pettyshit

[lordgarrykus]

No action partaken by a human being will ever be as petty as the time Mozart wrote a part for the soprano Adriana.

He noticed she had a habit moving her head during pitch changes.

So like the ADHD ( possibly Autistic) asshole he was he wrote her piece to have several changing pitches repeating rapidly, so as to

MAKE HER HEAD BOB LIKE A CHIKEN!!!

[bruh-why-am-i-alive]

I know it is petty, but I am jealous...

Of my mom, because she has had more relationships this year, than I have had in my life.

And

Of my sister, because she is progressing in Animal Crossing faster than I am.

😭😭😭

[emmiesaidwhat]

Eternal Love of Dream

Episode 34 SPOILERS

Dong Hua has expelled the demon spirit of Miao Luo from Ji Zheng and has healed her of any spiritual harm. Afterward she proceeds to make me hate her even MORE than I do already, I mean I thought she wasn’t so bad at the beginning of the series but she has definitely veered off the path of vaguely tolerable and right into OMG-I-HATE-YOU-SO-MUCH-stop-trying-to-sink-my-ship-you-bitch territory. She informs Dong Hua that the Inseparable Bird Queen has told her that the Saha fruit can help cure her Quishu Cold Toxin which has reoccurred recent days, probably from the influence of Miao Luo, now I don’t know if this is true and the Saha fruit can help her or if she’s merely trying to prove something to herself and Feng Jui by stealing it away, judging by Ji Heng’s increased infatuation with Dong Hua I’d bet on the latter though.

👆 SERIOUSLY Ji Zheng, just how many times are you going to play THAT card!!!!😡😡😡

And Dong Hua, ever so clueless Dong Hua, believing Feng Jui only wants the Saha fruit to make sweet treats for Yan Chiwu agrees to give her the fruit. To make matters worse he adds insult to injury by admitting to Ji Heng-

Unbeknownst to the occupants inside the room, Yan Chiwu is outside the door with soup for Ji Heng and he hears EVERYTHING.

I’m pretty sure his face is all our faces right now. I’m so pissed because I really think Ji Heng is being petty and wants to prove she is more important to Dong Hua by taking the Saha fruit away from Feng Jui who has worked her ass off to get it. Though Dong Hua is oblivious to Feng Jui’s true motivations for obtaining the Saha fruit it’s also really petty of him to withhold it out of sheer jealousy for Yan Chiwu, a jealousy we know is unfounded since Feng Jui and Yan Yan are like brother and sister.

I actually ship Yan Chiwu and Jie Lu, Meng Shao’s cousin, she’s smart and level headed and he’s loyal and adorable, I think they would be a great couple given the chance and I don’t think she would break poor Yan Yan’s heart like Ji Heng is probably going to.

[euphoriasme]

I will personally be Venmo requesting people who have wasted my time $50

[shroobiedoobie]

The ingredients to make a perfect human being.

[ahmakinyuhout]

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[ahmakinyuhout]

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[ahmakinyuhout]

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