TMW you’re walking in the driveway and a deer strolls into the yard and has the audacity to give a warning huff/cough at you as if you were the one intruding.
Like. Excuse me, miss deer- it’s my yard, I can go where I want. And I wasn’t heading in your direction anyway, so the point is moot. :P
Of course, this has nothing on the time a year or two ago when I was walking around my driveway for exercise, a deer came into the yard and coughed at me, so i decided “okay, fine I’ll move” and went to walk in the backyard instead. Only to have the deer walk in the front yard until she could see me through the back fence, and cough at me again. I was amused but also just like. C’mon deer, I didn’t do anything.