#petwatch

[mctiddiezo]

Based on true events live texted to me by @cryptidhanzoshimada​

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don’t repost, save a cowboy

[casualgabrielreyes]

...I'm gonna get this boy a bed and a heated throw so he stops doing this.

[flavoracle]

Concept: The Petwatch

It’s pretty much exactly like the Gatewatch, except that Gideon is a dog, Chandra is a cat, Jace is a ferret, Nissa is a squirrel, and Liliana is a turtle.

[mctiddiezo]

I’m sorry my reply took so long, but i saw this and absolutely had to do a Galavant reference!  This is an amazing headcanon, the dragon family is complete. Welcome to Petwatch Beardie!

[mctiddiezo]

Okay on the line of Petwatch, The McHanzos own a Chihuahua okay, they find it washed up on the side of an alley way somewhere in Dorado on a mission, it's practically hairless has resting bitch face with a squinty stink eye, the temperament and lethargy of a cantankerous 90 yr old man and otherwise a spawn from hell. But Hanzo loves him to McDeath and is the only one he cuddles with. He and the dragons actually get along tho because they all think they're superior to everything. Ana knits him fashionable little sweaters and McCree bought him a sombrero and serape which the dog is usually found in if left with the cowboy. His name is like Cerberus or Cupcake or something. Okay? Okay.

[mctiddiezo]

Pet HC : Hanzo has always wanted an axolotl. McCree has to google what the heck an axolotl is and laughs because their little side-whiskers look just like Hanzo's hair before he shaved it. Hanzo gets flustered but assumes that while with Overwatch or during retirement, he'd never have the chance or the time to get his dream pet. (McCree gets him an axolotl for his next birthday.)

omg i could cry i love this it’s so adorable and sweet. the Dragons meet it and at first are like “Master, ...What the Actual Fuck is That.” but then it just kinda derps at them and tries to cuddle so they immediately adopt it. 

[mctiddiezo]

For petwatch: one day gabe just brings home a massive fucking snake and jack is like ???!??? Because. It's like 12 feet long. But gabe does The Eyes at him and explains that she was dumped at the pet store and she Looked at him and he knew on the spot he had to take her home. She sits on the couch and watches tv with them and has her own special renovated room in the house that looks like a mini rainforest. Maybe her name is Cordelia

totally serious question: does Gabe’s anaconda don’t want none of Jack’s lack of buns hun?

[mctiddiezo]

Petwatch but with a twist it's while Jesse is still in blackwatch, he sees a pony while out on a mission and pleas and begs for one, only a year later do Gabe and Jack get him one. Jesse builds it a little barn. Uses most if not all his money to care for the pony. He names it rose wood. When he is out on a mission, someone is always taking care of her for him. The whole base ends up really liking her and she becomes a unofficial mascot. Jesse learns how to braid her mane with roses.

Good. yes. Give that Cowboy a pony. Omg can Gabe make her an Official Overwatch Mascot outfit/saddle?!Maybe Jesse trains her to deliver stuff around base too, like mail to member’s dorms or parts back and forth from the lab to the garage.