#pffahaha

[astragalomancer]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND DRIVING IN LA

[professionallylethal-blog]

The Golden Halls || CLOSED

@themxghtythor

Min had been to many places, but traveling to Asgard was completely new. She was giddy with excitement but bit it back so she looked professional. She had been invited by Odin and Frigga as a guest for a banquet. She didn’t quite know which one, but she was honored. She trekked along the rainbow bridge, looking into the vast space. The air was crisp and the stars here were a million times better. Splashed with color, twinkling and bright. She never wanted to leave. She almost forgot all about the stars when she entered the golden city. She stopped, catching her breath at the sight. As far as the eye could see, were buildings, made from gold, silver and bronze the largest one in the middle was obviously the palace. It looked so outstanding she just stood there taking it in. 

After a moment she forced her feet to move on, weaving her way through the streets, amazed at their technology and their armor. She loved all of it. She slowly walked into the palace, looking around before a guard took notice.

“Hey! You don’t belong here! The rest of the courtesans aren’t allowed out until after the feast!” He grabbed her roughly by the arm. Her eyes turned red and she grabbed his wrist, twisting it and making him yell out.

“What did you call me?” She snarled, her voice soft and deadly.

“Someone! Help this whore is attacking me!” He yelled out.

[spooncryptid]

WHEEEZE

Some dark souls gameplay videos me and @zorlox made are 'unavailable with restricted mode' on YouTube but a minecraft video with just zor isn't. IVE BEEN RESTRICTED I AM UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN OH NOOOO

[thcridiidae-blog]

@thexreddestxrobin liked for a starter

“ATTENTION BAD GUYS-RED ROBIN IS A GIANT NERD BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD BE A BULLY."

[r3d1sth3b3stcolor]

If someone really wanted to follow me but not have to deal with my homestuck posts they could blacklist "homestuck" because I try to tag everything now unless I'm lazy idk why anyone would do that considering 3/4 my posts are homestuck but w/e

[liminalsimian]

Zevran: Hmmm. Now that's an interesting thought. You've such a devious mind, my dear. Why have we not made love as of yet?

Morrigan: For what purpose? I would sooner stab you in the face than let you touch me, elf.

Zevran: And somehow that makes the idea even more intriguing.

[undercover-witch]

Watching dude-bros getting snotty in comments on Beyoncé's video, Run the World (Girls) is unexpectedly entertaining.

[farewell-persephone]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING KAWAII TYLER-SENPAI YOU MAKE MY HEART GO DOKI DOKI

A-Anon-kun, this is so sudden...