#pfffffffffffffffffft

[theirlastregret]

y'know i have to ask this: king daddy

Send my muse a kink and they’ll rate it!

scale: fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

[pastner0tic]

finding aesthetic gifpacks has opened a whole other level of thread writing wtf are we talking about rn

[sammyslamajammas]

maleficent, I'm assuming you enjoy wearing merry's color?

“I like the color....fool.” 

[rennyrose]

Hi! Number 2 and 10 please! :)

Hello-!

2. Best moment of the year-

Didn’t have anything that outlies from the rest, but had a few good ones- went on a road trip with some friends, got the air assault badge and Chilean jump wings, got my bby puppy, uhhhhhhh yeh

10. How was the love life-

Null, I am a single pringle

[evol-astraea]

Was on the Plains minding my own business when suddenly an annoying Dargyn spawned behind me.

Since attempting to oneshot those fuckers with a bow is kinda hard (bows are projectile weapons) I just..kinda..pressed 1 and...

I basically Pull-ed the poor pilot into another plane of existence. 8°°°°°°°°D

*insert Shooting Stars meme here pls*

[asktheseacowvboys]

classy?

[cloversdreams]

dicks are just pee hoses

can someone with a dick pls confirm?

[mithraiic-blog]

okay but the more i think about the arya murdering the freys situation the more ridiculous it becomes that it actually becomes hilarious. since i keep picturing her having to dress up and masquerade as walder frey for whoever knows how long it was between her murdering him last season and this season.