#pfffhahah

[there-is-truth-at-the-peak]

I’ve finally calculated Sage’s gayness!! It took a while, and a lot of cookies, but we finally did it! *pulls out a comedically large paper that rolls down the tower and peak*

Sage (giggling): There you go! Finally an accurate representation!~

Recluse (staring in shock after the paper): ...The Peak is- several miles high-????

[jacksmusesdrv3]

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Who are we kidding, Shuichi has tiny dick energy. He probably has his coffee with cream and sprinkles. It'd show up easy enough.

Assuming we’re not getting the cream mixed up with something else!

[infitixlis-a]

"Super powered sperm, sir? Good thing I'm not planning on sleeping with you. But please for the sake of others involved, wear a condom. You could be radioactive."

*drags hands down face*“no, I don’t fucking have a super powered spermand I’m not radioactive, jesus!”

[glowingmetalheart]

"Why so serious?"

Why so smiley? Oh, that’s your face.

[glowingmetalheart]

What's the worst date you've ever been on

Well, it kinda sucks when your date knees ya where the sun don’t shine, throws wine in your face and storms out, all because I told her she had a bit of lipstick on her teeth. So…yeah…

[glowingmetalheart]

MAN OF IRON WHAT IS THIS 'HOLLY OF WOOD' AND WHY IS THERE LETTERS SAYING THAT ON THE MOVING PICTURES BOX?!?

Thor…It’s a place in California. They make movies. Uh, like books but with people acting it out

[glowingmetalheart]

who do you like best out of the avengers (and no Tony you can't pick yourself)

Bruce. I argue with Steve too much, Natasha is too cold, Clint is too…bird-y and Thor is kinda exhaustion when he ask you to explain the inner working of a toilet brush

[glowingmetalheart]

steve: 0^0 what has this world come to?

*pats his shoulder* Steve, I’d stay away from chatrooms if I were you