The microwave started it first!

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The microwave started it first!
Miles O'Brien: "A differential magnetometer will do the trick!"
Jadzia, having lived 7 lifetimes and trained as a scientist in a few of them: "That's not a thing that exists."
Miles, about to invent it: "Hold my darts"
HE'D BETTER FUCKING GIVE ME EAR SCRITCHES ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE
Okay but his hands are gonna be super sweaty the whole time /:
What would your blood taste like to a vampire?
cherry cough syrup
your blood tastes like cherry cough syrup. prominent flavors: sickly sweet, medicinal, and maraschino.
whenever i’m writing an intimate scene with someone the first time, i hit the enter button like i’ve just written their name into the deathnote like bam this is what you have wrought
Nicole-Alt-Delete: everything got super gay
Nicole-Alt-Delete: just like i knew it would
Joe Karp: buttfuck in the backseat gay?
Nicole-Alt-Delete: nah theyre high as fuck watching back to the future in a motel room
Joe Karp: omg
Joe Karp: gay
Joe Karp: gay
Joe Karp: gay
good news. i've named my ass earl
listening to mad world on my phone when my text message goes off
"And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
fuckin brag about it!"