#pfffthahaha

[alch3mic]

The microwave started it first!

[wittywallflower]

Miles O'Brien: "A differential magnetometer will do the trick!"

Jadzia, having lived 7 lifetimes and trained as a scientist in a few of them: "That's not a thing that exists."

Miles, about to invent it: "Hold my darts"

[murderboisblog]

HE'D BETTER FUCKING GIVE ME EAR SCRITCHES ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE

Okay but his hands are gonna be super sweaty the whole time /:

[strikelip]

What would your blood taste like to a vampire?

cherry cough syrup

your blood tastes like cherry cough syrup. prominent flavors: sickly sweet, medicinal, and maraschino.

[lordmcstabbington]

whenever i’m writing an intimate scene with someone the first time, i hit the enter button like i’ve just written their name into the deathnote like bam this is what you have wrought 

[nicovania]

Nicole-Alt-Delete: everything got super gay

Nicole-Alt-Delete: just like i knew it would

Joe Karp: buttfuck in the backseat gay?

Nicole-Alt-Delete: nah theyre high as fuck watching back to the future in a motel room

Joe Karp: omg

Joe Karp: gay

Joe Karp: gay

Joe Karp: gay

[lordmcstabbington]

good news. i've named my ass earl

[lordmcstabbington]

listening to mad world on my phone when my text message goes off

"And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take

fuckin brag about it!"