#pfft cute

[skepticwarlock-moved]

@batnotsilver​: piggyback

silver  was  always  the  one  to  do  stuff  out  of  nowhere.  both  were  unpredictable,  but  if  one  had  to  win  the  first  prize  trophy... “oh, f —”  he  saw  silver’s  shadow  on  the  floor,  and  by  the  moment  she  ran  and  jumped  on  her  shoulders,  she  interrupted  his  swearing.  

he  leaned  forward,  and  out  of  instinct  clung  to  her  legs.  “what  assures  you  that  i  won’t  make  you  bump  against  a  wall ?”  he  was  teasing. mostly. jokingly  walking  backwards  against  the  hallway’s  wall,  he  was  careful  not  to  crash  her  with  his  height  before  doing  a  quick,  teasing  spin.

“where  to,  your  majesty ?”

[doctorxdae]

Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

( `chuckles ) An apple a day can reduce the risk of diabetes, high blood pressure and cancer. But I’m sorry to say it’s not enough to keep me away. Or keep you away from me~ Please take care of your health, and come for a check-up from time to time.

[lyracruise]

Do you ever find it annoying when you're trying to be serious and that just makes things worse? This happens to me with my friends because I don't realize when innuendo is being used or slang so I'm so innocent.

At Lunch Table, Eldest friend has named Proper Friend mom and continues to assign roles

Eldest Friend:  Aww~, you're the baby in this family. (Said after I describe how a guy apparently was using innuendo around me and I didn't know)

Me: What?! I'm not a baby!

Eldest Friend: Yes you are, you're so cute and innocent.

Me: (points to younger friend) She's cuter and younger than me!

Eldest Friend: (nods) That's, why she's the little sister. She's so easy to embarrass and then hides her face in the most adorable way.

Younger Friend: (Blushes and hides her face)

Me: (Sigh) I'm still the second eldest and you just said I'm not as cute! 

Proper Friend: Children, Children, please stop fighting. Look what I have (offers us fruit roll up)

Eldest Friend: Hey, at least you get looked after by all of us.

Me: (Thinks) Where were you when I was pushed into lockers (Takes fruit roll up any way to stop fighting)

Me: (Changes subject) Today in class we learned that purple and gold were signs of wealth, so I'm a rich Roman today! (is wearing purple shirt and gold necklace)

Eldest Friend: Kawaii~!!!

Me: What? 

Eldest Friend: You're so cute! :D

Me: (Puts head in her hands and gives up.)

I think I'm doomed because this happens all of the time with other friends! I'm everyone's little sister for some reason. I want to at least be in charge a bit and for them to take me seriously. Instead of thinking my attempt at being serious is cute. That makes me lose all credibility.