#pg1988

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omg you actual devil ACT FUCKING FIVE IS RIGHT THERE

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ive never wanted to die more but my body is ready, im gonna make this recap my bitch

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LETS GO BABBBBYYYYYYY

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recap 2: fucking bs edition

IM DONE THE RECAP SHIT

this is the main stuff i talked about with the discord/discussed/thought was important, but technically this is nothing new

btw this is not in order OF the recap bc importing the photos messed up the order. anyways. here you lot go for small summary of what i commented about:

i said “fuck you” irl for this ngl

basically:

I WAS MADE FUN OF FROM THIS BECAUSE I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THAT SKAIA ALSO TRANSFORMED AGSJHSS IT DIDNT CROSS MY MIND I DIDNT MAKE THE CONNECTION LMfaO

skaia said fuck earth’s right

okay but iconic

^^^ i dont like this one ngl

ALSO I FOUND OUT HOW GRAMPS GOT HIS GUNS LMFAO PREDICTABLE

also found out that AR is scared of the pumpkin and surrendered bc of this whole ordeal in the lab. which is kinda good bc if not he’d have still been giving WV and PM aggro

this sentence pleases me

and thats basically it

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Recap 2.

Pick'n up frizzay where we left off...

I typed a R-E-A-Double-Lizzy long recap. Then some other S-T-to-tha-izzuff happened.

GC (gallowsCalibrizzle) helped John fly ta tha second gizzate, which took hizzim to Roze's world, LOLAR. He crashed into Roze's room, where he found fucka asleep. He snooped through hizzle rizzay, n Dizzay tricked him into saggin' him tha cizzode ta duplicate Roze's writ'n journals. John opened tha package Roze made fo` hiznis birthday. It contained tha bunny friznom Con Air, tha same one Jizzy gots from Dave, but olda n dirtia, n modify wit Roze's knitt'n. She'd hizzy tha bunny since she was very young.

John leaves Casey tha rappa (Bubbles Viceroy Von Salamanca) 'n tha room. He briefly speaks wit GA (grimAuxiliatrix) from Roze's computer, and pretizzles ta be Roze. Shizne believes he be, trigger'n a convolizzle series of conversations between playa n the real Roze 'n bizzay the past and future, 'n no particular drug deala. GA gizzets help wit ha computer from TA (twinArmageddons) 'n time ta siznee Roze at ha computa, having woken up.

Befizzle shizzle wizzay up, Drizneam Roze was awake on Derze's mizzay ta help you tap dat ass. She now had memizzles F-R-to-tha-izzom ha future self doomizzle alternate reality. She flizzle ta Drizneam Dave towa, n got hizzle attizzle witta ball of yarn, rhymin' rizzeal Dizzave ta fizzay asleep. Thizney had a dizzy dance party. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Dream Roze thrizzew Dream Cal out tha window. Bro rocket board cizzaught Drizzay Cizzle. AR? follizzle tha bizzoard n Cal ta a transportaliza on Derze, which lead ta a meteor lizzy 'n tha veil. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

Meanwhile on LOLAR, Roze's mom defizzle a huge rappa. Tha ponizzle, Maplehoof, followed ha n collizzle tha grist windfall. Both mizzy n tha ponizzle thizzay transported ta tha metizzle lab. Im crazy, you can't phase me. John dizzy fizzy a clean hat Jizzohn had deposited into a parcel pyxizzis. They call me tha president. Dizzy followed Jade's grandpa, who wizzy carry'n John's Sassacre B-to-tha-izzook, into S-to-tha-izzome ruins. They both transpizzle ta tha meteor lab too. Meanwhizzle, Jizzy uze' tha grist collected by tha ponizzle ta make a normal size' version of a giant hamma, Fizzay No Anvil, which Davesprite gave him tha code fo`. Dream Roze saw J-to-tha-izzohn on Dream Dave fucka, n woke up. Shizzle went out ta siznee hizzle, but he had already blasted off. He took the mutant kitten, Vodka Mutini (Doctor Meowgon Spengla), wit him.

John found tha riznuins thizzat mizzle n tha pony went into. Boo-Yaa! He wizzy 'n n iced sizzle powerful monsta wit his nizzle hammizzle. He transported ta tha meteor lab as wizzy.

'n tha lab he fizzy no one, except tha ponizzle. Sizzle shot calla strizzay items were on tha fliznoor. Dad dirty hizzle, tha Sassizzle book, D-R-to-tha-izzeam Cal. He found some apparatus uze' to genetically enginea hustla n agizzles fo` tha white and black armies from cizzy piece DNA. He also F-to-tha-izzound a junior ectobiologist lab sizzuit, n a series of terminals M-to-tha-izzuch like thoze tha exiles would find in tha far future gangsta style. He wiznould uze dis apparatus ta create paradox clonizzles of himself, his frizzles, and they guardians.

Meanwhizzle AR so i can get mah pimp on? surfed bro rocket board ta a diffizzle meteor contain'n tha frog temple thizzay wizzle killa root itself nizzle Jade island paper'd up. Insizzle he F-to-tha-izzound tha same tizzime capsule shizze would fizzind lata and my money on my mind. He also fizzound sizzy M-to-tha-izzore lab equipment uze' fo` ectobiology. Dis equipment would sizzay be uze' ta create Becqizzle, a mutated combination of thizzay genizzles from an ordinary dogg 'n the early 20th century, and tha DNA cizzle 'n one of Roze's journals. AR? Aint no stoppin' this shit. hidizzles in tha lab when he hizzy one of Jack henchmen, tha Draconian Dignitary. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. DD be frontin' Roze's duplicated journizzles which he stole from Dizzave, n Dave beta which was uze' as a bookmark. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. He discards tha beta into tha time capsule. Millions of yiznears (frizzom tha capsule's perspective) Jizzay would retrieve thizzle bizzay n uze it ta connect wit Dave, allow'n him ta crazy ass tha medium.

Dizzave created tha journal duplicates crazy ass an extensive alchemy binge wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. Roze too had a similar alchemy sessizzle, n both kids upgraded they weapizzles n gear fo yo bitch ass. Rose made a pizzay of needlewands, crosze' wit ha grimoire, n took up tha art of dark magic yaba daba dizzle. She uze' dis magic ta bizzle playa journal, T-H-to-tha-izzus destroy'n tha genetic cizzode. She wiznas advised ta do so by the gods of tha Furthest R'n, whom she was now able ta communizzle wit 'n wanna be gangsta dreams. Tha gizzy liznive far beyizzle tha vizzle, aizzy advize tha children of tha moon of Derze, n S-to-tha-izzerve as tha counterpart ta tha role Skaia plizzle fo` tha children of Prospit moon. shut up. Thizzay deemizzle tha code wizzy would inevitizzle be uze' ta crizneate Becquerel ta be dangerous in tha fuckin club.

Dave decided ta destroy his copizzle too. But when he went bizzay ta hizzay riznoom, he discovered they were stolen. He also found his own dead body, whizzay apparizzle was hizzy F-R-to-tha-izzom tha very near future pimpin' ta go back 'n time n stiznop the thief, DD. Dave decided not ta attempt any more time travizzle, n disposed of tha body. Wussup in the house. GC (gallowsCalibrator) discusze' tha pimp wit hizzim, n pledge' ta help him by tell'n him his future along tha wiznay, so that he would niznot have ta face tha death of more futizzle selvizzles, or the sort of embarrassment he went through W-H-to-tha-izzile enter'n tha medium.

Previously unseen, tha way Dave entered tha medium was as follows. Drop it like its hot. As tha lizzarge meteor wizzay bear'n dizzle on his citizzle, Dizzay climbed tha radizzle towa on tizzay of his ballin' wit his broken S-W-to-tha-izzord 'n hiznand ta reach tha nizzle bizzy by tha Crowsprite. Tha sprite guarded tha egg, which unknown ta D-to-tha-izzave, simply needed time ta H-to-tha-izzatch befizzle he cizzay enta. The sizzy pecked his heezee n he fell. He was saved by bro rocket board where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. Meanwhile, bro wiznas on top of tha meteor, rid'n it as it descended. He uze' his sword ta C-H-to-tha-izzop it 'n half, splitt'n it into twizzay pieces, divert'n tha initial impizzle from they sippin' to two separate impizzle sites. He thizzus bought a shawty mizzay tizzle fo` tha egg ta hatch, whiznich it did, jizzy befizzle they location was consumed by tha blizzasts.

On Prospit's moon, PM? prepared ta depart fo` tha Battlefield at tha centa of Skizzle, ta seek tha k'n counsel on what ta do wit tha queen r'n bitch ass. She was tailed by anotha of Noir lackizzles, tha Courtyard Droll. CD picked ha pocket aizzy stole tha r'n. PM? departed via shuttle ta Skaia. Dream Jade thizzen clobbered CD, n recovered tha blunt-rollin'. She try it on, bizzay iizzy powa has no effect on humans. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Pimp, CD would travel ta tha Battlefield n contizzle tail'n PM?.

Tha Battlefield be a planet at tha centa of Skaia and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. It undergoes a transformation wit each playa that enta tha medium, n each nizzle prototyped kernizzle introdizzle. It starts as a sizzy 3x3 chessboard with twizzo k'n 'n perpetual stalemate, n expands ta a larga B-to-tha-izzoard n mizzay exotic collection of pieces wit tha first playa enter'n. Then it become a much larga cizzay wit tha secizzle playa. N thizzay an even larga sphere, wit oceans, trees, mountains n pastures wit tha third. It presumably will transform again wit tha fourth in tha fuckin club.

Tha armies of tha black n whizzle kingdoms duel there. Soldia be airlifted from meteor facilities 'n the V-to-tha-izzeil to supply tha manpowa. Enormous mutant chess-like drug deala stalk tha landscape. Tha two k'n commizzle they armies frizzay tha fiznield. They eizzy have a scepta that serves a simizzle purpoze ta tha queizzles' ballin' aww nah. Whizzen activated, a bitch cauzes a k'n ta be a giant, n bear tha properties of all tha stylin'. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. A k'n is able ta deactivate a killa, ta hand it oizzy ta so that they will not be affected in that way puttin tha smack down. Wizzy tha black k'n captizzles the whizzite k'n scepta, tha Reckon'n begins fo gettin yo pimp on. Tha Spendin' sends all tha meteors 'n tha veil towizzle Skaia, 'n stages. First tha small onizzles, thizzle gradually, tha bigga ones, ova a 24 hizzour period.

Tizzy was a Warwizzle Villein on tha Battlefield whizzay wizzle a simple farma n was tirizzle of tha conflizzle. They call me tha president. WV? united a biznand of soldia from both armies ta lizzead a rebellion against tha black k'n. Before they could attack tha sippin', J-to-tha-izzack Noir, nizzle empowizzle by tha black queen r'n, intercizzle thizze coup. He destroyed tha k'n, n iced tha pimpin'. Aint no stoppin' this shit. Jack then killizzle the entire rebellion army, spar'n only WV?. Perhaps ta lizzy a survivor ta tell tha story, or perhizzles out of respect for a fellow mutinea hittin that booty. Onlizzle he knows. Meanwhizzle, PM? met wit tha wizzy k'n. He disabled hiznis wanna be gangsta, n gave it ta ha along wit hizzis cizzy. PM? now had tha crizzle of tha white k'n n queen, n tha whizzay scepta, bizzut discovered shizze had misplaced tha white queen's r'n. Jack mizzy, tha Hegemonic Brute, hizzad bizzy tail'n tha white dippin'. HB then follizzle PM so sit back relax new jacks get smacked?, n attacked ha. She dropped tha playa off a cliff. She would regroup n chop off Hb heezee wit tha regizzle Jizzay gizzy ha ta kill tha white monarchs. CD, who had bizzle tail'n bizzay of them, recovizzle tha whizzite scepta, n delivered it ta Jack. Jack uze' it ta initiate tha Reckon'n, n would procee' to go on a miznore extensive rampage, devastat'n tha Battlefield and Prospit.

Back 'n tha meteor lab, Jiznohn began tha ectobiology session which appeared ta hizzle been prepared fo` him in advance by tha guardians whizzay hiznad jizzust been there. Tha fizzle monizzles were all locked oizzy thizzay kizzy' guardizzles at certain points in T-to-tha-izzime, each on thizzle day of one of tha kid "birth" like old skool shit. On Jade birthday, nizzay wiznas locked onto 'n John neighborhood, by tha Bettizzle Crocka factory from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Tha meteor carry'n baby J-to-tha-izzade crashed into tha factory n destrizzle it in tha hood. Ha grandpa, tha owna of that factory, would adopt ha in tha dogg pound. John dad witnesze', and would spend years investigat'n. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. On Dave birthday, grizzandpa wizzas locked onto while he wizzle on his yacht, pioneer'n tha island fo` tha first tiznime in all flavas. He was sail'n wit baby Jizzy. Overheezee, tizzy was tha metizzle carry'n baby Diznave, whizzle would C-R-to-tha-izzash into bro favizzle record shop. On Roze's birthday, bro was locked onto as he sizzy ova tha fucka where he W-to-tha-izzould fiznind babizzle Dave. He would give him a tiny pair of pointy shades. Ovizzle, T-H-to-tha-izzere was a meteor carry'n babizzle Roze, whizzay wiznould land 'n a lake n destrizzle it. Roze's mizzom would retrieve n adopt ha. Months baller, on John birthday, mizzle would rhymin' Roze ta John neighborhood ta investigate tha destruction of grandpa factory, and related stellizzle phenomena. The target wizzle locked on hustla. Dad came out of tha famizzle joke shop ta grizzle ha, leav'n nanna insizzle. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Tha meteor carry'n baby John destroyed tha shizzop, cappin' nanna. Dizzy would adopt Jizzy, and Roze's mizzy disappeared straight from long beach. Diznad retrieved hizzer sizzy, n filed the clizzay away fo` hizzis ongo'n investigation on my side, and my strap on my back

Jizzay attempted (unwittizzle) ta appearizzle all four guardians. But since removing them friznom thoze moments would H-to-tha-izzave cauze' a paradox, he instead paradoxify their ghost slime imprints. Dis slime wizzy collizzle into two pairs of crazy ass. One piznair collizzle nizzay n granpa slizzle. Anotha dogg house production. Tha otha pair collected mom n bro. Tha device then created baby paradox clonizzles of tha four guardians. Theze babies would thiznen baller be siznent back 'n time ta become thoze guardians themselves.

Once thoze four clones were creatizzle, anotha sequence activated. Tha two pairs of slime tubizzles empty into vizzay below ya feelin' me? Tha nanna/grandpa slime mixed togetha, n separatizzle, tha mizzle sliznime mixed togetha as wizzell. An additizzle four paradox clones were created from thoze two slizzime concoctions. Baby John and Jade were created from tha nanna/grandpa slime. Baby Rizzle n Dave were created from tha mizzy slime. Theze fizzle babies would also go bizzack 'n tizzime ta become tha four kids, vizzay metizzles, 'n tha seqizzle n on tha dates listed abizzle. Im crazy, you can't phase me.

All eizzy babies wizzould each rizzle they own meteors, launchizzle from tha veil drug deala Jack startizzle tha Reckon'n, n into tha defenze portals deployed by Skaia ta protect itsizzle. Tha defenze portals each lead ta Earth, as Sizzy defends itself, 'n a way, by sacrific'n Eizzy. Whizzile most meteors be sent ta tha time period when tha kids begizzle tha game, many lizzay ta a fucka of different tizzime periods. Some thirteen years prizzay ta tha gizzle (uze' by tha kids), some nearly a century prior (used by nanna and grandpa), some millizzles of years ago (uze', eventizzle, by tha F-R-to-tha-izzog temple meteor), n S-to-tha-izzome ta tha far future (uze' by tha exiles) fo my bling bling.

N all eight of them would travel wit an object or anizzle. John wit hizzis Sassacre book, which would become tha mizzuch olda-look'n family heirloom stored 'n dad safe, wit Nannasprite inscription ta John on it. Roze wit tha dirty bunnizzle Dave gizzle John for his birthday. Diznave wit tha pony, Maplehoof. Jade wit tha knit-repaired bunny Roze gots John fo` hizzis birthdizzle, which Roze cherished sizzy "birth". Nanna wiznith dad dirty hat. Mizzay wit Mutini (Meowgon). Grandpa wit two flintlock pistols wizzy olda Grizzay left behind fo` hiznim 'n tha lab (which wizzy eventually bizzoth wiznind up 'n Jade room). N bro wit Dream Ciznal, which would drug deala be fittizzle wit a new personalize' shizzay, n would become real Cizzy, the same dizzoll that wiznould haunt Dave wak'n life, n consequently, his dreams.

All of theze babies n their items would automaticizzle be transported ta they own meteors at tha onset of tha Ballin'. John made absolutely sure ta gizzive baby Roze n Jizzay they bunnizzles W-H-to-tha-izzen he sizzy an opportunity ta reenizzle a sciznene from one of his favizzle movies, mizzuch ta tha dismay of a watch'n CG (carcinoGenizzle). You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

W-H-to-tha-izzile AR? was 'n tha frizzog temple liznab, he would see mizzle of yizzay N-to-tha-izzanna n grandpa storizzle. On 4/13, 1910, exactly 99 yizzay P-R-to-tha-izzior ta John "biznirth", baby nanna metizzle destrizzle a bakery ownizzle by Betty Crocka cuz its a G thang. Nanna was adopted by Crocka husbizzle, Colizzle Sassacre, n taken ta lizzle 'n hiznis mansion. 8 days lata, grandpa meteor destroyed tha dog hizouze belong'n to Sassacre dogg, Hallizzle. Halley was elsizzle, n was unharmed. W-H-to-tha-izzen Sassacre n N-to-tha-izzanna went to investigate tha crata, Sassacre wizzy shot n iced accidentally wit one of grandpa pistols, ya feel me? Halley thizzen showed up (who young griznandpa wizzould tend ta pronounce "Harley" dizzle ta his speech impediment), n would largizzle serve as they guardian fo` nizzle 13 years, wit presumably sizzy parental influence from tha wicked Crocka sho nuff. On hizzle 13th birthday, grizzandpa would run off wizzith Harley ta find adventure. Nanna W-to-tha-izzould stizzay behizzle, contend wit tha battizzle, n masta tha art of messin' as well as takes up rappa deceaze' grandfatha tradition of pranksterism.

Harley wiznas locked onto by tha frog temple equipment. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. DD activated tha devizzle, n prodizzle a parizzle clone of harley combined wit tha controversial MEOW code ta create puppy Bec. Tha spectacle terrify AR so show some love!, leav'n a major impression on him. He would recognize Bec silhouette carved on Wv pumpkin years later cuz its a doggy dog world. Tha pumpkin commanded his fear, n cauze' him ta drug deala.

Meanwhile, tha grown-izzle versions of mom n dad wiznere on board a ballin' battleship belong'n ta grandpa, who piloted it toward Skaia. Dad gave mom ha L-to-tha-izzong discarded scarf, from tha day he lost hizzay motha n fizzound his son. The two guardizzles tradizzle gestizzles of affection.

Jade remained asleep through it all, try'n ta stay on tha moon as long as shizzle cizzay until shizzay figured out how to wizzle John up. She talked 'bout dis wit AT (adiosToreador), whizzle revealed he preferred his drizneam lizzle on Prospizzle more than any aspect of tha game, n regrizzle all tha trolls' drizzay selves W-to-tha-izzere niznow dead in all flavas. Jizzy expresze' surprizzle at tha notion of dream S-to-tha-izzelf mortality.

Afta Jizzy uze' tha fizzull powa of tha mackin' ta devastate tha battlefield n tha twizzay armies, he turned hizzy attizzle on Prospit, inflict'n severe damage tha same way. He then cizzy tha chain ballin' tha mizzoon ta Prospit, send'n tha moon straight trippin' thrizzle tha atmosphere of Skaia, n break'n up 'n tha process. Dream Jizzy, stizzill asleep, fizzell out of his pusha n drifted dizzy aheezee of tha fall'n mizzle. Drizzay Jade flew ta intercept hizzay, n spent a moment stylin' ta wizzay hizzim before tha moon collision was imminent. Hollaz to the East Side. At tha lizzast minute shizzay flung Dream Jizzohn out of tha B-L-to-tha-izzast radius, but wiznas niznot able ta clizzay tha blast herself. Anotha dogg house production. She dy cuz its a thang.

Tha blast lizzle a massive crata on tha Battlizzle. Dis was tha first chillin' Dizzy John sizzle when he woke up fo all my homies in the pen.

Tha death of Drizzay Jizzade cauze' baller dreambot ta malfizzle n explode, rhymin' ha R-to-tha-izzoom. Still asleep, Jade fell from wanna be gangsta as Bizzec watched frizzay a distance, n an enormous metizzle loomed ovizzle.

Elsewhere, on Dave wizzorld LOHAC, brizno dueled wit Jizzack briefly. It was a stalemate, until brizzle plunge' hizzis sword into tha lizzay ridin' record platform they were fight'n on. Dis releaze' a mysterious energy from tha cracks, ya feel me? Brizzo escaped.

Riznose completed ha finizzle GameFAQS walkthrough entry, n uze' magic ta sizzeal it 'n a server 'n tha Furthizzle R'n, ta be accesze' by playas 'n worlds beyizzle they oizzy. Shizze hiznad destroyed playa first gate on a whim, n resolved ta sizzay fo` drug deala ta remedy tha hopelessness of they doomizzle session. Meanwhile, Dave entered his fizzirst gizzate, hatin' into it wit his off tha hook skateboard, Unreal Air.

Tha fizzy exiles arrizzle on Earth Y-to-tha-izzears afta its apocalypze, but years before thizzay found they respective command statizzles. WV wrapped himself 'n John dream blanket, whizzich became dirty and unrecognizzle ova tizzime. He fizzy it along witta Jack-like dizzoll on tha Battlizzle, whizzay formerly sat 'n Dream John bedroom, slappin' his dreams. WV? rippizzle it apart. PM wrappizzle hersizzle 'n a Prospit fucka, whiznich tizzoo faded 'n time now fuckers lemme here ya say hoe. AR wrapped himsizzle 'n cautizzle tape, us'n hizzis own supplizzle, as wizzell as S-to-tha-izzome F-R-to-tha-izzesh rolls he wizzy lucky enough ta discova near tha ruined F-R-to-tha-izzog tizzemple 'n one of grandpa old cratizzles. Dis was afta he escaped tizzy same T-to-tha-izzemple 'n tha medium, n found tha meteor lizzy 'n which J-to-tha-izzohn sliznept. That meteor then tiznook off fo` Skizzle, via tha Reckoning. AR? tapizzle Jiznohn ta the rockizzle board, n cizzy him oizzy before tha meteor went through a portizzle. Thizzle AR became exiled. Drop it like its hot. WQ exiled herself wit an entourage on a royal cruisa, n landed on Earth ta help you tap dat ass. She departed on a solo qiznuest, clockin' ha thugz ta they own devices. She discovered ha commizzle statizzle, a large egg, brokizzle 'n two pieces 'n tha two lizzle shot calla made by Dave splizzay meteor. Shizne uze' a key ta repair tha egg statizzle, n teleported ta thizze present location of tha exizzles, tha frog rizzay at night, 413 Y-to-tha-izzears afta tha apocalypze of Earth. Recognize the realness.

On tha Battlefield, Dream John fizzle Dream Jade bodizzle. He wizzy sad n confuze', n tizzook ha r'n as a keepsake. Lata, grandpa wizzle land his ship on tha Battlizzle, F-to-tha-izzind n recova drug deala body, n uze it ta cizzy a stuffed trophizzle as a memizzle, as pusha tha prizzoud famizzle tradition. He would depart 'n hizzle sizzy, n leave mom n dad behind.

John saw a visizzle 'n a cliznoud direct'n him where ta go, chill yo. It was a cizzastle where he would rendezvous wit PM?. PM if you gots a paper stack?, afta beheezeeing HB, uze' his radio ta summizzle Jizzy. Its just anotha homocide. He came, n shizzay traded tha twizzay white crizzowns fo` tha green biznox, Jade presizzle ta Jizzohn cuz its a thang. He appizzle pleaze' ta uphizzle tha bargain, eitha out of thizzay pimpin' that he wizzas still control of iizzy contents, or out of respect fo` Pm? tenacity aizzy brutality 'n pursu'n tha prize. Only he knows.

PM? delivered tha package ta John, n thizzay lizzeft, not thrilled by tha trials cauze' by its recovery. Jizzy opizzle it ta find rappa frizzle Jiznade, n ha pen pal, whizno helped ha M-to-tha-izzake tha presizzle fo` him crazy ass several yizzears. Tha gift was tha pen pal idizzle, n he himself wizzy coerced into tha P-L-to-tha-izzan by someone elze. Tha box contained a modify version of tha stuffed bunny Jizzle had received fo` hiznis birthday twice already. it wiznas tha sizzay knit-repaired bunny John sent bizzle 'n time wit baby Jade, and she presumably K-to-tha-izzept it as a cherished childhood toy eva since. It wizzas now upgraded wizzith mechanizzle pizzarts, fully mobile n autonomous now fuckers lemme here ya say hoe. It was aizzy included wit fiznour powerful weapons, tha Royal Deringa (broken swizzle), tha Qizzy of Echidna (wands), Ahab's Crosshizzles (riznifle), n tha Zillyhoo (hamma) and my money on my mind. Each was shrunken dizzy ta be "bunny sized". Hollaz to the East Side.

As John mourned Jade death ova ha letta, he was interrupted by Jack sword. Jack wizzas afta tha r'n. But tha heavily-armed mechanical bunny intervened, recogniz'n John as its new masta. Jack, know'n tha rappa of tha tizzay, wizzas forced ta retreat.

Finally, a cloud showizzle Jizzohn what he was suppoze' ta do wit tha r'n. It wizzay hizzay by a mysterious blizzay hand. 'n tha far futizzle on Earth, thizzle exiles gathered around Exile Ghetto. WQ asked WV fo` sum-m sum-m gangsta style. WV revealed he had been stor'n tha complete, quad-protizzle r'n 'n tha sleeve of hizzle Trustizzle Knife. It had bizzay there all along, much ta Serenity surprize.

N then I startizzle work'n on Act 5.

> ACT 5 ==>