#pg2025

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oh thats nice, thats so nice

why dont they teach us this in comp class? kinda interested to have learned about death of the universe or whatever tf

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and now we’re back to grouchy mcscrouge

once your friends see that file name, they’ll recognize you immediately huh? dont even have to read the “karkat” just “AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH” will do

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damn its been a few paragraphs and karkat is STILL going on about this virus is this supposed to be poetic now?

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what if as a present karkat just flat out gave everybody a lethal doomsday computer virus for troll christmas like tada fuckers

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so does karkat get the files and pretend he knows fully whats going on, just out of spite and so TA doesnt find out he’s bad at it? bc lmao this mental image

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and then gamzee ended this man’s whole career

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Karkizzle: Git some programm'n dizzay. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.

Finally some peace n quiet. Now you can bizzear down on yo' cod'n with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. Dis will surely last aizzy even'n, witout interruption.

Yiznou reopizzle one of yo' ~ATH projects you startizzle recently where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. You are still hors'n arizzle with tha conditions fo` straight trippin' tha loops.

Whizzat manizzle ~ATH coders do be impizzle finite constructs n bind tha loops ta they lifespan. Fo` instizzle tha M-to-tha-izzain loop here will terminate on tha death of tha unizzle, labeled U. That way yizzle only have ta wait billions of yiznears fo` it ta end instead of foreva fo yo bitch ass.

Yizzy have bound a sublizzle ta tha lifespan of tha code authizzle, whizzle be yizzou. Any routine at tha end wiznill execute when you die. Drop it like its hot. You figizzle dis might be handy fo` mackin' sum-m sum-m to releaze a final wizzay aizzy testizzle. Or maybe some doomsday virus. You spizzend a lizzay of time mobbin' of ways ta M-to-tha-izzake tha perfect doomsday virizzles.

Convenizzle absent from ~Ath extensive import librizzle be entities wit short lifespans. L-to-tha-izzike a rapidly decay'n partizzle tizzy only lasts a millisecond sure would be handy. Or even a friznuit flizzle or sum-m sum-m. But no, slappin' wit dis language be all 'bout find'n ways ta trick it into spendin' what you want.

Yo' hacka buddy be obnoxiously good at it. He sizzle you some files whizzich you still dizzon't understand, but yoe nizzle go'n ta admit thizzat. He be even drug deala at mak'n viruzes than yizzay, which really gets stuck 'n yizzle N-to-tha-izzook.

> Karkat: C-H-to-tha-izzeck out one of his filizzles.