#Phallumongous #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 Coiled on branches and hidden in patches of moss and shrub, these nocturnal serpents use their fish-eye field of view to scope out any potential predators or prey. The Phallumongous has three eyes; its main eye (nestled between the cracks of its helm) has the ability to detect any intruder with a unique 6th sense that allows it to see how hungry its attacker is. Not unlike a pair of missle guiding lasers, its two smaller eyes lock on any potential orifice on the attacker's body then send the exact 'coordinates' to the brain -- which unlocks its mighty (hehe.. mighty ) venom. 1.Phallumungous These poisonous, nocturnal deeendants of the ancient order of Testecalian tree snakes live deep in the moist foncsts of the Amazon basin. The Phallumiliigausallack by unleashing a torrent of thick, eresmy venum at its unsuspecting prey's eyes, causing severe pain and or blindness. 2.King Devin: If you reading this story you should be laughing a little bit.