#phalrants

[phalangemedes]

best human experience is Enjoying A Thing and a stranger is enjoying it too and you smile at each other before you both move on, and sometimes, in the future, think of them fondly when you experience The Thing again

WORST is when someone mentions a symptom of a mental illness with a grave tone and tears in their eyes and you have to be very sympathetic whilst the hamster in your brain is going 'oh shit and fuck i have been raw dogging that for 15 years thought that was normal'

[phalangemedes]

did you know if you're having a bad day you can just pick a subject you're passionate about and email your MP about it until you feel better :)

[phalangemedes]

i can't be having multiple break downs a day to my loved ones so we're menthol eeling here instead

unwell again and reminded that food diaries are actually the cruelest form of torture like hey you have to run your own diagnostics, again, for the umpteenth time even tho your already restricted diet is tantamount to an ED and we didn't listen to you last time anyway, remember to count those calories and fibre wouldnt want to stay fat amirite lmao finger guns

[phalangemedes]

I was just polite and personable to a customer service worker (not only, but esp, because it's the lead up to christmas and they are saints) and only realised at the end they were a bot and got momentarily very sad

[phalangemedes]

homophobic part of clip's timer feature is that it just keeps going even if you get up to pee??? and get distracted by the washing and remember you didn't do your physio and that you could probably fix that shelf now you ha—