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new low: someone begging for help on a project they repeatedly ignored me about because their final in person consult is tomorrow and they're worried about client intervention... then sending me pics of them on their BARBADAN HOLIDAY???

Oh nooo you're breaking up, I'm going through a tunnellll.

#you cheeky cunt #absolutelyNOT #itme

this heatwave is destroying my mental health but I went to fill up the bird baths....

POV my reaction to seeing a baby hedgehog in person for the first time:

#hogtax

#I turned my headtorch onto infrared to not spook her after I promise!!!#she was so small!!!!!!!!!!!!!#heatwave #remember your hedgehogs needs drinkies and snackies too #dont give them bread and milk!! give them cat food and water #this has been a portable garden hairbrush PSA #itme

I've still not watched TVL, mainly cause I thought the book sucked shit when I was a teen, so wasn't expecting much. But listening to the album on it's own as it's released?? Doctor Horrible vibes, Repo! bullshittery. This is a midtier gothic musical! I am THRIVING with this garbage, bury me in it

#haven't had the mental bandwidth to give it a try but I shall because Assad's Armand makes me wanna bite my own leg off #strange northern fucking Botticelli angel ass bitch <3 #don't get me wrong some of it's NOT good neither as a song or as a story #many a reductive and annoying lyric #some MEDIOCRE ballads too booo #big portion are trying too hard to be the vibe of another artist or whatever which swings them ooc #but some of them are fucking DELIGHTFULLY campy nonsense and I am barking #less goooo be weirder and more stupid #not tagging i do not wanna fight with ABAR oldbies it is not the 90s again #itme

I haven't Created anything in a couple of months for various shitty reasons and i am feeling very polar bear in zoological park in the early 1900's right now

#enrichment #emrihcnnchment for m e plz #it is 2am which is also a fitting time to be having this existential crisis #I want to draw weird looking freaks and write about weird looking freaks and perhaps it could be horny #itme

carys-the-ninth

The idea of cryogenic preservation of bodies is honestly very funny when you have the slightest experience with frostbite. You Are Not Waking Up From That no matter what goop they put in your veins

#ngl I've always kinda assumed that's why John got so powerful so quick #there was hundreds of corpses in a controlled state of stalled decomp and then the vats lost power...#was it in stages?? because U and T were preserved but.. since when did other vats goop out before it got to them #if cancer makes the seventh the perfect little batteries #why not the ravages of -2x speed frost bite on a metric fuck tonne of snatched bodies yknow #lickedher

trigona-necrophaga

Do we know what this symbol is?

phalangemedes

I assumed as their room was Transference it was just a symbol that represented the transfering of the soul via the Eightfold Word? (and at the time they believed it would be traded rather than eaten, and the cavalier spared, so it would be circular over just a line)

Something like :

#likewise what was X-203?!#is this about KEPLER 203 B #was this where the second house was initially gunna be???#Begging Alecto to fill in these little gaps that don't really matter but make me feral #the locked tomb #the locked tomb spoilers #tlt #tlt spoilers #lickedher

Buy One Get One Free is the perfect B.O.E name

#corporal bogof reporting for duty #the locked tomb #licked her

I gotta ask, why has a large proportion of new fic suddenly lost all relevant capitalisation? I cannot a lapslock wall of text, there is no emphasis here, it's written in whispery submissive!!!

#it's too hot to have creative fun #so tried other peoples #and gave up because there is no way to filter out walls of text #yes yes I know this is a fun hobby and I am in no way having a go at people #I just move on #I'm not a complete dickhead #but boy fuckin HOWDY I cannot read it for SHIT #is it merely the youf???#cause even if the grammar and punctuation is there just....#straight up having a bad time #phalrants

can't get the house under 27.5c

it is 3am

#killme #heatwave #itme

honeybee-arts

The Apostle

#no actually OP this idea executed this way is absolutely perfect #thats my bab/y/ies!!!!!!#lickedher

#I get what can be #at best #termed dogshit seasonal depression all summer #but this might do me in boys #90% humidity throughout #oh we do be spirallin #climate crisis in action cool great lets start fucking eating the rich right now nice sEASONAL BBQ #itme

griddleleaffig

Gonna make the wildest TLT argument: if the arm scene in Harrow was basically a sex scene, so was the Soup Incident

#ohh I don't agree with this but it HAS gotten me excited about a soup scene post!!#so thank you OP!!!#lickedher

lizwuzthere

Get to Know Your Mutuals tag game

tagged by @slackeremeritus

Favourite colour: Purple 💜 Last song I listened to: It's All Coming Back to Me - Celine Dion (every other week I will fixate on a new song and listen to it on repeat until I've wrung every last drop of dopamine out of it I possibly can. Then I move on and don't listen to it again for possibly years... right now I'm doing a Celine Dion thing) Currently reading: Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson (I'm doing a book club with my brother and I am not nearly as fast at reading as I used to be as a kid. He is way ahead of me and I'm mad about it haha) Currently watching: That new Tomodachi game (I don't own this game or a Switch 2, but my friends do and I've spent the last four days playing and watching them play it basically non stop. All our OC are in there smooching each other now and it's amazing) Currently craving: Pizza. And fanfiction. The two best things 😚 Coffee or tea: Tea, but it's gotta be milk tea. With boba if possible.

Tagging: I'm gonna go through my activity and tag the five most recent mutuals I see there: @booklover1323 @kaanbaltlak @unseelie-robynx @crowscauseblog @vegalocity

booklover1323

Thank you for the tag!!!

Favorite color- green!!

Last song-centipede legs by LuLuYam, who actually has a tumblr, highly recommend following them!! Been obsessed with their songs/ art recently @luluyamofficial

Currently reading- the lore of the unicorn by Odell Shepard, really cool read about the history of the unicorn!!

Currently watching- going through all the ocean documentaries I can find. I also recently watched the back rooms movie and haven't stopped thinking about it since

Craving- Cajun food 😭I got reminded of grits and started on a mental journey of all the Cajun food I like

Coffee or tea- I do love both, buT tea :3 so many options

@red-and-black-cheshire-cat , @the-heroes-of-our-generation, @thecreativecactus , @i-feel-it-in-the-earth, @gingeralicat For my tags!!

thecreativecactus

Thanks for the tag !

Fave colour - Yellow !

Last Song - Stars Of Track And Field by Belle &Sebastian! Great Scottish indie band !

Currently reading - NOTHING !! Uni is done so no pain and torment but I’ll start reading stuff for my dissertation next week :( so any vampires book !

Currently Watching : the World Cup ? Like that’s literally what I’m watching rn.

Craving : bean burger with cheese and brioche bun. And chips

Coffee or Tea : Tea. I’m British, and also coffee does nothing for me.

Tags : @mlle-kory @nerdonabullettrain @disappearsreappears @rosellasolitaria @the-wreminine-urge ! No pressure of course !

the-wreminine-urge

YIPPEE thank you for the tag!!

Fave colour - Red atm, like a really nice deep, dark red

Last song - Mother by Fiona-Lee (from her Abbey Road Session)!! Ohhhh my god what a gut-punch of a song I love it I love it I love it!!!

Currently reading - Ordinary Saints by Niamh Ni Mhaoileoin! A gorgeoussss exploration of queerness and faith and AUGH it's just so good

Currently watching - Death in Paradise with my best friend :) I'm also currently midway through a rewatch of Alice in Borderland, and I'm watching Witch Hat Atelier as well!

Craving - Could really do with a cup of tea rn (which I could easily just make to be honest.

Coffee or Tea - What do you think lmao (tea, it's tea)

Tags: @catsandothergaystuff @that-is-wild-patrick @undergoing-mitosis @insanespiders @m0derngrrl

that-is-wild-patrick

thank you wrenathyyy <33

fave colour - purple. yes, i wear all black but purple is so pretty <3

last song - never let me down by depeche road

currently reading - in the miso soup by ryu murakami. bit of a slow start, not too into it atm

currently watching - death in paradise with my bestie!!

craving - sleep, rest...

coffee or tea - iced tea. obvs

idk who to tag so anyone who wants in can go ahead!

stracciatellino

I guess I'll take this!

Favourite colour: Yellow! I've met very few people who like it so it's nice to see some love for it in the prevs.

Last song: I just randomly got into the rabbit hole about the search for "Subways Of Your Mind" (aka "the most mysterious song on the internet") and in the process realized it was in fact a banger so now I've listened to it a bunch of time in the past two days.

Currently reading: A collection of essays about the French historian turned Resistance hero Marc Bloch.

Currently watching: Into a halfhearted rewatch of Twelfth Doctor era Doctor Who, but also looking for something new to grab me.

Currently craving: Better sleep. Motivation to do some work I've been putting off for years.

Coffee or tea: Neither. Cool, plain mineral water all the way for me.

Tagging: @battlekidx2 @phalangemedes @lessbien-every-day @liesmyth @oh-jod-dammit

phalangemedes

Favourite colour: Don't make me chooosee. I'll go with arsenic green (#B2A94F) but it's CLOSELY followed by deep berry purple (#3B0123) and mustard (#E1AD01) for the bruise trifecta I hold so dear to my heart.

Last song: My playlist at the moment would be embarrassing if I could manage shame, current on repeat is Lestat's Butterscotch Bitch. Is it a GOOD song? No. Does it have that low quality barely held together with pleather and a prayer gay shit going on that Eurovision would ordinarily give me? Yes.

Currently reading: Fiction: Tasha Suri's Jasmine Throne (still slowly plodding through, it is not an obsessive page turner for me, and although it's not BAD but the story is so-so, and the characters are fine, I guess? Her prose doesn't make me wanna chew the bars of my cage, there's a sorta.. emotionally detached overwroughtness that doesn't land at a particularly high hit rate for me, so very much a pick-up-when-I-remember read)

I did just snaffle the Old Kingdom Series again though, for a nostalgic re-read!! So maybe I should power through so I can go enjoy it/realise I have outgrown it and make myself sad.

Non-fiction: Steering the Craft by Ursula K. Le Guin & The Emotion Thesaurus by uhh some people. Still in my 'git gud at writing' era.

Currently watching: Nothing series-y wise actually?! Mostly youtube nonsense. I'll start TVL at some point, but I don't have the emotional capacity to filter out the fourth wall breaking cringe atm.

Currently craving: Sleep. Good, uninterrupted, rejuvenating sleep.

Coffee or tea: Adequately cold tap water s'il plais

Tagging whoever fancies it!

#itme #@stracciatellino what yellow #you can't just say yellow then leave me hanging #she's such an underloved colour range #/said with the same enthusiasm as an under ten in a playground

futchrat

alright tomblrinas it’s Monday and this is another poll based off the tommy arnold ama (top results are gonna be our imaginary crew)

who would you choose/tolerate for a long ass 20+ hour roadtrip?

Gideon

Harrow

Cam

Pal

Ianthe

Corona

John

Augustine and/or Mercy and/or G1deon

Pyrrha and/or Wake

another cav or necromancer (whomst?!)

Pash (or another member BoE)

someone I couldn’t fit (tell us please!)

Voting ended onJun 16

I have (unfortunately) had to make many long road trips before (mostly around 7hr but some up to 25hr) USUALLY with some kind of minor catastrophe, so, please be sure to consider:

-could you have a conversation with this person for an entire day/would mutual silence be comfortable ?

-would this person play driving games/read all billboards and would this piss you off or vice versa?

-would they take turns paying for gas?

-how frequently are they gonna need to pee?

-does their taste of music make you want to cry? do they listen to podcasts and if so, ones you tolerate?

-are you gonna want to be around them for another 10hrs after 10hrs in a car together ?

-could they handle an emergency/do they know how to change a tire?

-will they take turns driving and/or will their driving terrify you?

highly dependent on the results and my capacity for creativity (and shoulder/wrist/neck) but I would love to draw this or write it out because road trips are so often chaotic as fuck and I find thinking about The Characters (whose stakes are usually 1000x higher) in silly situations. Also I’ve been meaning to make that post about their cars…….

I wish tumblr polls would let me add more than 13 options and an option for ranking choices because that would make my life easier

#dulcinea obvs #and we would just take a train and passenger princess it up #hold hands in girlish solidarity whilst waiting for fuck ass wheelchair ramps #bleeding at mothers who refuse to get out of wheelchair spaces #passing out from lack of air flow #yknow hot girl shit #Second is Cam.. but Cam comes with Pal and you know that beautiful boy cannot shut the fuck up and I would not trust him at the helm #of anything larger than a trolley #lickedher

elevenbenevolentmammoths

I mean, one simply has to imagine that at some point, the Tridentarii have coerced and/or cajoled Babs into wearing one of those awful frilly nighties, right. One simply has to.

#bold to think that isn't why Ianthe likes them in the first place #lickedher

lastflowerofyourhouse

pyrrha dve: look, kid. look at me. i know you're kinda reeling right now but before we're swallowed by cthulu i need you to understand that i did fuck your mother. yes i know you just met your father for the first time and hes god or whatever, but so you know you've always been a daughter to me, especially that one time when i killed your mom and also maybe you. it's ok she understood why i did it. all that said i think we should kill ourselves right now. what do you mean you don't want to kill yourself? your mother would have killed herself with me.

#my perfect charming and unproblematic wife who never did anything wrong??#and is well adjusted moisturised happy and thriving????#my favourite worst mum in the worst mum universe #my only hope with alecto is pyrrha is SO horny to die that the narrative wont let her #daddy's special little fuck up #pyrrha dve #licked her

sobbing why is it every time I go on the reddit there's the funniest cold take I've ever seen

'The first few chapters (of GtN) aren't so important to the plot'

GIRL, EXCUSE ME??

#IT LITERALLY FORESHADOWS THE ENTIRE ARC OF THE SERIES BUT SURE GO OFF #it's so masterfully done it makes me squirm #i long to experience that level of narrative pay off again #taz come back from the war fuck me up again #yes I know we suck here too but it's so prevalent on reddit and I have so heavily curated my tumblr experience most of y'all are a delight #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt spoilers #lickedher

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