#phan babies

[kae-karo]

I started watching their videos almost a year back. First one was Dan's interview with the hunger games cast. I remember the hype for pinof 9. I didn't understand why there was so much hype but then I watched all pinofs before it came out . Then I realised... I guess my phandom child would be around two months old 😂 oh god I'm not ready .. also I think it's really well fed with all the Insta stories we r getting. So much cuteness !!!

omg what an....interesting vid lmao. that one exuded so much awkward energy for me lmao. that’s the mood tho not understanding the pinof hype then watching everything and totally understanding also YES we are Well Fed i love them and the lil moments they choose to share that aren’t necessarily manufactured or w.e?

also awww our phan babies could be twins (i mean except mine was conceived to dan’s five kinds of drunks vid)

[kae-karo]

My Phan baby is 18 😬😬😬

oof hi dear! did you mean 18mo or was that a typo? i’d be well impressed if u were a dnp stan before they were even on youtube lmao. reminds me of yesterday when @hey-itskxt decided to let us in on the fact that she’s actually an immortal of 225 years

[kae-karo]

what is a phan baby

what a great and terrible question :) it’s basically how old your child would be if you conceived a child when you first started watching dnp and theoretically carried it to term (9mo) so like my phan baby would be about 6mo old now lmao

[kae-karo]

Talking about Phan babies: Mine would actually be about the same age as my nephew, who is six. Let me gush over that kid for a sec. He's the sweetest little creature and he's so smart and has a wilde imagination! He has a stutter and sometimes has trouble to get his thoughts out as quick as they come to him but when you take your time to listen to him he's the most appreciative little bean. He once told me when we passed a homeless guy on the streets that "we're all the same without clothes on."

dude kids are wild like,,,,,so so perceptive and we often don’t give them credit. i used to teach swim lessons to kids about that age and like. it’s really incredible to engage with them in a way that acknowledges them as intelligent people as opposed to dismissing them for being young. 

anyway omg your phan baby was conceived around the cursed 2012 era??? a strong child.

[kae-karo]

My phan baby was born on dans birthday.... could my baby be... DAN?????

@ everyone who’s behind the ‘knlalla is dan’ conspiracy, y’all sleepin clearly clearly dan is actually anon’s child. 

[kae-karo]

my phandom baby would be turning 8 now (born in 2010 during a very sad year in high school where I spent most of my time on youtube and the like) which... shit that's weirding me out. It surprises me every time I think about how long I've been watching them and just how much time has passed. Soon the phandom baby'll big enough to fit into my old cringey danosaur t-shirt (and only slightly less cringey lion shirt) i'm so proud 🤧

oh my god incredible. incredible. passing down your heirlooms to the next generation of born-phan-babies. teaching dnps legacy. 

[kae-karo]

My child would be going into 4th grade this year. O.o woah. (9 years this last April since I stumbled on one British emo haired cutie with a cool looking bedroom and an addictive accent. Binge watched on dial up and THAT takes dedication. =P) 💜

oh my god incredible, you are a true phan, and your phan child a true phan child. they could like. be a real actual person. have conversations with you. unreal. time just keeps on passing huh

[kae-karo]

My phandom baby was born in the darkest time of 2012 and but they’re thriving now

bless???? a strong child.