+dan wouldn't allow phil to even look any type besides a shiba inu. +dan wants to get it a black collar. phil wants to get it a green collar. they end up getting both, along with around 20 toys. +midway through a gaming video, dan calls for the dog and it hops up into his lap and sits there for a while. it eventually leaves, but not before dan yells at it for being a little shit. +phil now steals dan's cereal not only for himself, but for the dog too, because "i know all of the cereal is gone now, but dan, he looked like he really wanted some!" +pinof 9 with dog related questions. go get the dog. get the dog to do a trick. kiss the dog. draw cat whiskers on the dog. "wont that poison him?" they draw whiskers on a piece of paper and hold it up to him. +in their new house (they had to move because the apartment didn't allow dogs), they have a cute fenced in back yard that phil plays in with the dog. phil tries to start a garden, but the dog keeps going and laying on the flowers, so he gives up. +dan sometimes hears phil talking to the dog and makes fun of him for it ("wow, we really do need more friends"), even though he secretly does it all the time. +dan wants to sleep with the dog. phil wants to sleep with the dog. they comprise and sleep together. the dog leaves and sleeps on the couch in the middle of the night. +the dog keeps stealing dans food and he swears that he 'will actually murder the bloody dog if it takes the food out of my hand one more time'. +dan and phil walk the dog together because "if someone has to go outside with the dog, i guess both of us should have to suffer". +dan always pretends to hate the dog and says that its super annoying. one day it runs away. dan cries. "phil! what if he's gone forever! what if something bad happens to him! what if he gets hurt! we have to go find him! im going to find him." phil doesn't even call dan when phil finds the dog sleeping under the bed. +dan and phil merch featuring the dog. the dog is now a model for the merch. the dog has its own poster. +"A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil's Dog!" +dan starts a twitter for the dog. he tweets things like "woof! (when will death consume me)" or "bark! (all i crave is the sweet sensation of death)". it ends up verified. +for dan's birthday, phil buys dan and the dog matching shirts. +dan spends two hours putting pink gemstones on the dogs bowl so it says the dogs name. both he and phil agree it was two hours well spent. +phil yells at dan for hogging the dog. "you can't be the only one who gets to cuddle it, i want my turn!" +sometimes, the dog gets up in the middle of the night and starts to bark. dan and phil play the 'who can pretend to be asleep longer' game. usually, dan loses.
