#phannie

[insomniac-ink]

I liked this video

[christianpuppetshow]

Wake up. Fat line of yaoi cocaine at 8am on a Monday morning. Attempt to make it through the working day. Another line at 6pm. Try to function.

[dansasterology]

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

[will-gr4ham]

Geeked vs locked in

[starrrsixseven]

Yeah

[theamazingamyisnotonfire]

This picture of dan with his dips has always been infuriating to me because clearly the second dip and the fourth dip (the yellow one and the beige one) need to be swapped

so i went and took 5-10 minutes to fix it for myself

its not perfect but see how much better that looks??? dan please learn how colours work

[chompingonuggets]

…so I heard we’re getting princess Phil in this years callender