#phan predictions

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Phagenda predictions

Realistic:

- Joint memoir

- Merch

- Feature length video project (could be fiction, could be non-fiction)

- Podcast

Unrealistic:

- Tour (not enough planning time)

- Re-brand (this much hype for something like that is not like them)

- A Dan and Phil Sims pack (lowkey could realistically be this but feels wild to actually put it in that category)

- Video series about what it's been like behind the scenes all this time/the reality of what it's like to be some of the first youtubers to go mainstream (while closeted).

- Wedding anouncement/video

Demon:

- V-day vid reaction

- The Vegas video

[leftthehouseonce]

My Phan 2025 predictions:

New DnPBeats

Non-Clothing merch

Random ass merch drop w/ no rhyme or reason

Dan & Phil & Ducks 2026 Calendar

“End” to the sims series (it wont be but they’ll say it is)

Danisnotinteresting upload

Insta qna

Phil gets his thighs out Sister Daniel style

Another couples halloween costume

“Girl in Prague” mention

Phodcast

Gay ass interview

Dan wears eyeliner

Holiday pics

DanandPhilGAMES rebrand

Birthday Streams pt 2

[sidequestsinlife]

my dan and phil 2025 predictions

dan blames us for at least two more rumors he started himself

phukbang 3 after tit is over

some sort of phwedding "proof" (real or not) is revealed and phannies on twitter start insisting that "friendship weddings" are a real thing or that it's "just for tax reasons" or something

they get a dog

the dog is either named buffy, susan, or another human name that is super weird for a dog like jeff or ellen or carl

the dog's name does not match its sex and we are all treated to a long dan rant about gender roles and whether dogs have the concept of gender at all

phodcast (please. please. manifesting 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏)

they start reacting to old phandom content including phan proof compilations and we all collectively have a heart attack and die

even more next level coupley instagram pics. cheek kiss perhaps?

another hospital storytime from phil (if this were a bingo card, that would be the free space unfortunately)

big solo phil project (book, short film, idk what, but something)

phil makes a horrifying innuendo on a livestream again and someone remixes it into a song a la ladydoor

said song is released on spotify as a collaboration with danandphilbeats

spotify wrapped posts with the horrifying innuendo song as a bunch of people's #1 song of 2025

dan finally makes the video about gender and drag and all that he and phil briefly discussed in a livestream and he shot down at the time, and it's obviously a three hour long video essay

dinof officially becomes the channel where dan only posts long video essays like once a year

bwagfeo reference on dapg

my horse prince may have been the only demonetized video on dapg pre-hiatus, but they reveal that something like 30% of the post-hiatus videos are demonetized lmao

phil gets a tattoo

return of "why i was a weird kid" on amazingphil

post from martyn or cornelia referring to dan as their kid's uncle

slutty couples halloween costume

photo or video where dan is just fully sat on phil's lap. remember, he's got places to be.