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Things Danny has done while tired:
Your mom lmao get rekt
danny, running out of class to fight a ghost: mcrs back, i need to buy more eyeliner
mr lancer, getting up: oh shit oh fuck so do i
@phandomphightclub
As you're drifting aimlessly through the ghost zone, a strangely familiar sign catches your eye. A Denny's in the afterlife? Who knew. You float closer to read what it has to say.
WELCOME ONE AMD ALL TO THE 2020 PHANDOM PHIGHT!
"The... Phandom Phight?" you wonder out loud, catching the attention of a nearby ghost.
"Wait, it's already time for the Phight!?" they screech. You shrug and show them the sign. Their eyes go wide and they start dreamily mumbling about shitposts. Just as you're about to excuse yourself and make a getaway, the other ghost grabs you by the wrist.
"Come on!" they say with a huge and mildly unsettling grin. "In here!" Before you can protest, you're dragged into the ghostly Denny's.
You only wish you knew what you were getting into.
Amity Park decides that Phantom is the ghost of the dead website Myspace.
The color scheme even matches.
Danny, running out of the class: I gotta get to the nurse, I'm allergic to Shakespeare and think I'm having a reaction.
Mr. Lancer: But...this is a math class...?
Round 2
The Packers and the Patriots are facing off against one another in the Super Bowl. The referee makes a call in the last minute of the game that gives the lead to the Patriots. Vlad storms down to argue with the referee about the call. When bribing him to overturn it doesn’t work, Vlad transforms and tries to terrify him into overturning it instead - forgetting, of course, that this is being televised live nationwide. On the bright side, the Packers do win. Their coach is clever enough to draft Vlad on the spot and everyone else is too afraid of Vlad to point out that he’s “breaking” the “rules”.
Danny, having consumed enough caffeine to kill 3 horses, rapidly clawing his way through and along the ceilings and walls: W̶͙̄̄h̴̼̒e̸̛̯r̵̳͘͠ȇ̷̥ ̴̲̣̌̌a̶̻͙̍r̷̙̀e̸̞̝͛͝ ̶̺̦̒t̶̨̄̕h̴̡͉̀͛ê̸̟ ̴̨̲̊f̸̝̈́̓r̸̞̞̃̅e̷̗̔s̷̛̱h̸̚ͅ ̸̜̬̂̂ģ̸͌h̴̺̯̍̃o̴̪̟͛͋s̴̡͍̆t̶̥̆ ̴̜̃̐ć̴̗͚ḧ̷̺́i̵̬͝ľ̸̬͊d̴̝̃r̵̻͐̇e̸͎̎͜ǹ̷̡̦͒ ̵̺̣͗f̸̨̻̄̂ǒ̵͍͠r̶̠͕̐ ̴̳͐͝ṁ̵̤e̵̤̽ ̸̰͗t̵͚͉̀̉ò̵̰̅ ̴̥̏f̵̥͎̄͂ȅ̴̙a̸̛̫̘s̶͙̋̈́ẗ̶̗̺́͂ ̵̫̲̀ṳ̴̃̏p̸͔̍ò̴̘ͅň̶͎͇
Vlad, holding up a cross and backing himself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK