#phight 2020

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

Mr.Lancer, sipping from a mug labeled 'soup': I'm sure you have a excellent reason to be out of your seat, Fenton.

Danny, looking out the window and making eye contact with Technus, who is making the 'I Will Slit Your Throat' gesture: Uhhhh, actually yeah, I do.

Lancer: I'm sure the class would love to hear it.

Danny, scowling at Technus: Yesterday I broke up with my.. Minecraft boyfriend?

Sam, knowing exactly what she's doing: Is that what has you down? We know how much you were in love with him :(

Danny: You know me so well, Samantha. I wanna go and uh, apologize right now with a poem! Because you, my favorite English teacher, Mr.Lancer, inspired me.

Lancer:

Danny:

Lancer, sighing: Your homework is to give me a copy of the poem you are going to write to your beloved "Minecraft boyriend" for class analysis. You're free to go, Fenton.

[auroraphantasma]

Local nerd, may or may not be high, theorizes Phantom was Sans.mow

[phantomroyalty]

Danny : Mr Lancer I need to leave right now this ad says hot single girls want to meet me!

Danny returning to class : Mr Lancer my identity was stolen!

2nd Danny, who is actually the shape shifter ghost, right behind him : My name's Billy! I'm a human boy!

[five-rivers]

Danny, sleep deprived half-dead teenage superhero: Mr Lancer, may I be excused?

Mr Lancer, the only teacher in Casper High: Why?

Danny: I have to take a test.

Mr Lancer: What test?

Danny: English.

Mr Lancer: ...

Mr Lancer: This IS English.

Danny: *Shrieks in ghost and jumps out the window*

Mr Lancer: Oh, THAT English.

[theaxolotlkween]

Danny: “Mr Lancer? May I be excused?”

Lancer: “...And why should I excuse you this time?”

Danny: “I have an alibi.”

Lancer: “Do you even know what that word means?”

Danny: “Do you know what the word ‘defenestrate’ means?”

Lancer: “It means to throw something out of a window.”

Danny: “Sam, yeet me!”

Sam: *defenestrates Danny*

Lancer: *sighs* “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, EVERY TIME!!!”

[all-hail-trash-prince]

As you're drifting aimlessly through the ghost zone, a strangely familiar sign catches your eye. A Denny's in the afterlife? Who knew. You float closer to read what it has to say.

WELCOME ONE AMD ALL TO THE 2020 PHANDOM PHIGHT!

"The... Phandom Phight?" you wonder out loud, catching the attention of a nearby ghost.

"Wait, it's already time for the Phight!?" they screech. You shrug and show them the sign. Their eyes go wide and they start dreamily mumbling about shitposts. Just as you're about to excuse yourself and make a getaway, the other ghost grabs you by the wrist.

"Come on!" they say with a huge and mildly unsettling grin. "In here!" Before you can protest, you're dragged into the ghostly Denny's.

You only wish you knew what you were getting into.

[heyheyitsstillgay]

Jack: This new Fenton Visor will help us to see from a ghost's perspective!

Danny: Wait- really?! You're trying to see things from a ghosts point of view?? To empathise with them??

Jack: Haha! Check this out Danny-boy!

Danny: You. You just got down to my height.

Jack: EXACTLY! You gotta look 'em in the eyes to establish dominance!!

Danny: ... wow

~~~

Bonus: Bouncy man turns machine up to maximum

[ecto-american]

Danny: Mr. Lancer, can I be excused?

Mr. Lancer, sighing: What's your excuse this time, Mr. Fenton?

Danny: No clue, Marvel wouldn't let me read that much of the script.

Mr. Lancer: We're a Nickelodeon property.

Danny: Then how come I have no clue who I have to go and fight? 

Mr. Lancer: What?

*Dark Danny’s voice can be heard in the distance, vaguely saying “I’m Inevitable”*

Danny: Oh, it’s Thanos.

Mr. Lancer, absolutely not paid enough to care anymore: Just go