#phantom soldier

[vhs-ninja]

Phantom Soldier (1989).

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

[y'know. when i really put my mind to it, it's really hard to think of a genuinely good story. like right now i can't figure out how to start this one, or who to start it with. it sucks.

...anyways here's wonderwall.]

[the vents are a crowded place in the base. lots of smaller organisms up there. TYRANT visits from time to time. today, one of TYRANT's cohorts dropped by.]

[Canis and Blood are playing Uno with Phantom Soldier at the moment.]

Canis: hmm...

Blood: [plays a +4]

Canis: [plays a +4]

Phantom Soldier: [plays a +4]

Blood: [plays a +4]

Canis: ...aw, fuck.

Blood: Ran out of +4s, ol' chum?

Canis, in the middle of picking up cards: unfortunately.

Phantom Soldier: this is going rather calm for a 30+ minute uno game.

Canis: i ran out of emotions 3 minutes in, sincerest apologies.

Blood: . Blood: Does anyone else feel a sense of sudden dread?

Phantom Soldier: ...not really.

Canis: starting to. why's that going on, then?

Blood: Let me-

[The trapdoor swings open, making a horrible bang as it hits the wall.]

Blood: Ow... my goddamn nonexistent ears...

Canis: ...wonder who that is.

[A large gatling gun appears from the trapdoor hole, flying up and tumbling over to Ground Control's terminal.]

[Then, some hands appear on the edge of the hole.]

Phantom Soldier: oh, it's just one of tyrant's buddies.

Canis: wonderful.

[THE MANIAC ARRIVES.]

MANIAC: HOW'S IT GOING, LITTLE FELLAS?

Canis: we're playing uno. wanna join?

MANIAC: POG. HAVEN'T PLAYED UNO IN A WHILE.

[MANIAC takes a seat with Phantom Soldier, Canis and Blood, and engages in a round of Uno.]

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[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

phantom soldier: god... i want to carry sol like a princess one day.

mafia soldier: Phantom, please. Stop talking about your crush on Boo for ONE. SECOND.

phantom soldier: no. :3

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

[There's a knock at the door.]

[Answer the door.]

mafia soldier: Ah, Phantom Soldier... why do you look so distressed?

phantom soldier: c-can i live here now?

mafia soldier: ...Yeah. Yeah, you can. C'mere.

[Hug the poor bastard.]

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

[There's a knock at the door.]

[Answer the knock.]

mafia soldier: Hey, there. How's it going?

phantom soldier: doing well, for the most part. dunno why you called me about spacesuits in antarctica, though. care to explain?

mafia soldier, gesturing to his spacesuit friends playing UNO in the living room: Well, there they are. Just a gang of friends vibing, I guess. Wanna hang out for a bit?

phantom soldier: i'd love to, but i have an armory to run. ...though, barely anyone buys anything.

mafia soldier: Business not doing well? That's unusual, you're one of the coolest phantoms I've ever met. Why's nobody buying your equipment?

phantom soldier: ...eh.

mafia soldier: Come on in, man. Have some hot chocolate. You might as well.

phantom soldier: fine. [he enters the base.]

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