"NURSE!! BRING THE SEDATIVE" NURSE, DON'T YOU MOVE A MUSCLE!!!! I WANNA KNOW ALL OF YOUR LASCIVIOUS THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT OLD MAN. ESPECIALLY BIMBOFICATION THOUGHTS
(accidentally sliced my finger open and had to get stitches today, so I need a distraction 😭)
UGH YOU SO GET ME!!!! IM ON IT BOSS!!! (AND PLS HEAL UP!!)
cws: mean Aizawa, fem!pro hero!reader, highschool sweethearts, marriage, doggy style, creampie, bimbofication/dumbification, dirty talk, light spanking
Imagine it; during the day you're a confident, brilliant hero that attracts attention from all over for your charm. You're endlessly popular for your cute aesthetics that make great marketing material when it comes to merch, so even though you're not very high on the hero rankings you're plenty popular with the fans.
What people don't know is that you're not as available as many would like you to be. You're married to Eraserhead, king of the RBF and notably of much lesser enthusiasm despite finding himself to be a teacher at U.A. He doesn't shine bright like All Might and it baffles people, because what could you possibly see in a man like that? It's the subject of plenty of online discussion boards and chatrooms that if Aizawa does know about, he ignores.
Because while the overprotective fans and too-curious passersby are blathering on about this, that, and the other, Shota's reminding you of the reason why you married him over any other idiot that begged for your attention.
"Shotaaaa~!"
As a side effect of your quirk, you tend to get a little...ditzy when you get overstimulated. It's something about that beautiful brain of yours that goes haywire when there's too much going on, and unlike the boys in school who thought they could handle you you always went for Shota for one thing in particular--he could always handle you when you got out of control.
"Keep breathing." He grunts, buried balls-deep even though it's 5 AM on a Thursday, and you've barely gotten breakfast in you before you were jumping his bones after a long shift on night patrol with too many villain incidents that stretched you thin. You've got that pinky tinge to your eyes that proves you're too far gone for any reasonable thought right now, and you need your husband to step in and ground you like he always does best. Even if that means waking up an hour before he has to just to satisfy his needy, clingy wife.
You've already sunk your upper half into the sheets, grasping at them with blunt nails with your hips propped up where Shota's got you bent over the bed. He's scraped your inner thighs raw with his stubble by now and it's still not enough, no, you needed him inside you and you weren't going to relax until you got it. Not until those wet plaps of his hefty thrusts filled the master bedroom and warmed up the musk of sex that had already descended on the early-morning air. He's very experienced with settling you down and he still can't quite believe just how wet you get just by him being around.
"Eraser--Eraserhead!" He wants to groan but he can't fault you for being so cute. You've told him it makes him sound so strong when you call him by his hero name, even though you hardly use it in favour of "my love".
"You wanna play that game?" His hand comes down hard with a smack on your ass, and he doesn't miss the way your cunt clenches around him with that little injection of pain. "I'm Shota to you. But if you wanna act like some horny fangirl, I can treat you like one." His fingers drag through the mess you've made and hone in on your clit, pressing firm circles into it that forbid you from escaping the pleasure. "Cum. Go on, groupie. Cum like the slut you are for me."
Shota's voice is hoarse, rough and guttural to every groan and grunt as he palms your asscheek just to grip it like he's barely holding on.
"Baby-!"
"Oh, now you call me baby. Where was that attitude a minute ago?" Another smack echoes in the room and Shota tilts his head back to listen to the shluck, shluck, squelching of your pussy bearing down on him with need. Your body won't let him pull out even if you want to, it's just like when the two of you would skip out on class for a quick fuck in his car. Raw, no condom, fogging up his windows as if nobody who walked by could tell exactly what you were doing...you were crazy then and you're crazy now, and he loves you even more for it as he gets older. As he likes to say, your antics keep him young.
Finally he feels it under his fingers, that heated throbbing of your clit followed by the tight, tugging sensation of your walls gripping and clamping down on him hard. He tries to reel himself in but it's useless; pumping you full and leaving you leaking is the only way you want to end a tumultuous night shift, and you tend to get everything and anything you want from him.
"That's a good girl..." He sighs, stroking your hair while slowly drawing himself out, letting the tip pop free with a slosh of thick, opaque strings of his cum still joining the two of you together. That was an accident he'll definitely be paying for later, just not today. "Get some sleep."
You're already on your way there by the time he stands up and dries himself off with a towel. Sleepy, messy, and undoubtedly spoiled...he couldn't dare to ask for a better woman to call his wife.
Hiiiii Ellie, I'm only sending this again because I genuinely can't remember if I actually ever sent this ask into you (plus I don't know if Tumblr might have eaten it) absolutely no rush to answer if you do already have it 🩷
I've been afflicted with Vampire Lust Disease recently (it is chronic and incurable) and I've been thinking of Anton ❤️💚❤️ I need him to bite me forreal forreal (I will be a perv about it)
That ficlet of him spying on the lewd thoughts of a horny reader has lived in my head rent! free! ever since I read it.
Small lore question, how exactly do vampires work in this universe? I know there's a lot of little variations across media, specifically things like what effect their bite has on their prey, how someone gets turned into a vampire, whether or not they have hypnotic powers etc. Also, is this information the human populace would know? I'm just imagining Anton offering to correct any misguided ideas the reader might have (with no ulterior motives whatsoever (lie)😈)
And then, slightly off topic question, but does he speak with any kind of accent in particular? so I can better image his dirty talk just curious 👀
PRRRRRRR I HAVENT SEEN THIS THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS IN MY BRAIN !!!!!!!! now ellie has reason to go off >:) ❤️
In the MC universe, vampires are widely known because, alongside with werewolves, they're one of the most popular monster species! Since they're a humanoid type of monster they're more 'digestible', so to speak, in the eyes of most humans who hold a lot of assumptions about monsters and monster society. Bigger, scarier monsters are usually the ones that people know the least about because they're less alluring than a sort-of-monstery-but-mostly-human-seeming monster. But because of that, vampires have the opposite problem where a huge part of the populace think they know everything about vampires because they're all the same, when in fact vampires have starkly different traits based on their origin, culture, and race.
Take garlic for example! Although garlic braids have traditionally been portrayed as a way to ward off vampires, some eastern cultures of vampires have an immense tolerance to it because their food history has long involved garlic as a staple of their recipes. Same for holy water--while it's likely to burn some vampires, others will be unaffected, particularly if they're of a faith outside of Catholicism or Christianity. In fact, crosses and other holy icons are more likely to affect those with the religions associated with it! Some covens have only drunk animal blood for thousands of years, and some are averse to anything but the pure blood of humans. Even the process of turning is a lot different based on the type of vampire you encounter, although in that sense it's primarily the rituals that differ but the process itself is relatively similar. A few types of vampires can decide on spawning or feeding based on where on the body they bite, while some rely on a certain amount of blood being drawn or simply have it left to chance or fate. There's a society of vampires in the south that decide their next leader based on who of their human sacrifices survives the feeding process and becomes a vampire themselves, which might only happen every few millennia.
In Anton's case, he's part of a large species of what one might consider 'classical' vampires. He comes from money and his line goes back many, many, many generations--but being conventional also means he feels a bit stereotypical at times, because the exaggerated tropes in movies, porn, and literature hits a little too close to home sometimes. He doesn't sparkle, but his green eye does glow in the dark which he finds a little embarrassing, and his father has always teased that it's because they have some cyclops blood on one side of the family. But it's nothing compared to the fact that he's one of the types of vampires whose reflection will fade in the mirror when he hasn't fed enough. Very few vampires actually have no reflection, but many like Anton will notice a bit of transparency when they start to get hungry. And as we've seen before >:) he has a measure of hypnotic power he can exercise over unsuspecting minds if he so pleases. That part of his power isn't fully reliant on his vampirism and not an inherent trait, but the whisper of something he was born with that he honed to make use of over the years. If anything, it's more of a hint of magic in his blood than it is vampirism.
As for the turning process, it's a bit more dangerous than most. For those who aren't born a vampire, for Anton's species, the way to turn someone is to first make them a spawn before they can ascend into full vampirism after a month or so. Being a spawn is essentially the turning point where the body adjusts to its new form; the symptoms usually include some pretty wicked sickness, like the worst flu you've had times a thousand, and usually they'll be compelled to stick close to the vampire that turned them, which usually works out as they'll need a mentor to get used to their new body and new urges. The spawning process is done by drinking from a person until they reach the very edge of death, until they're just about completely drained of all their blood, before pulling back and waiting for them to revive as a vampire. Because it's such a delicate process it's usually only done by very old or very experienced vampires, because aside from the risk of the person failing to revive it's also an extreme test of willpower from the vampire performing it--any coven can attest to the fact that the closer the victim gets to death, the sweeter the taste of their blood. They also run the risk of falling into a blood frenzy, and at one point it wasn't uncommon for vampires to attempt the spawning ritual only to kill their victim in a crazed state, before rampaging in a violent bloodlust and killing many more humans and monsters along the way. Nowadays it's pretty rare, but it does still happen every so often, though usually to a much lesser degree since covens have cracked down on establishing better blood trades to eliminate the need for live feeding.
And although I don't have a good voice ref off the top of my head, Anton's voice is pretty smooth, but not super low. I imagine him a bit like SeikyuuVA if you've ever listened to him! A bit quiet at times, his pronunciation sounds a bit like he's not a native common speaker, but he's easy to listen to and his voice gets a bit high when he whimpers or moans >:)
Ellie thank you for the FOOD!!! my brain .... I am already Contemplating the Possibilities....
babysitter!reader is so delicious, and God, I kind of love how complicated the situation could get with Siri involved. Because even if eventually you maybe pick up on a red flag or two from Blake, or even just don't feel ready to have kids / a serious relationship yet and feel uncomfortable once he voices those desires for you..... Are you just gonna stop taking care of Siri? You don't want to get him caught in the crossfire: you know he won't understand why you left, just that you did. And he shouldn't be punished for something that's not at all his fault. God, the ANGST potential.
And maybe over time, Blake starts to wear you down. You do like his company after all, he's handsome and hardworking and charming and he clearly adores you. So yeah, maybe you give in one night because you're inebriated, or horny, or just plain lonely. I assume baby trapping is a given with Blake, at least I hope it is 👀
😫😍🥴Agh grrrrr bark bark bark I'm biting him I'm biting him I'm knawing on him like a chew toy🤤🤤🤤
YESSSSSSS HEHEHE!!!!
babysitter!reader and blake goes hard--you'd feel so bad because blake has such a hard time getting sitters, whether it's expenses or scheduling or trust, or for the fact that most potential babysitters hesitate at the idea of watching a child with special needs. and siri just adores you right off the bat, you're an immediate friend to him instead of a caretaker, so if you ever thought to leave you know you'd be leaving that poor kid with so much sadness and hurt in his heart.
it's not his fault his daddy is so enamoured with you, and that he offers you a drink every time he comes home from work despite the fact that you always politely decline. or that he's constantly offering to give you rides home, drop you off places, even when you're not babysitting. when you come to the diner he works at he gives you your meals for free, and when he comes out to chat at your table while it's slow and people get the impression he's your boyfriend, he doesn't correct them. the one time he came home to find siri had dropped his dinner all over you, and you graciously accepted his offer of a shower, he could barely keep the urge to barge in at bay when he imagined you all sudsy and wet, soaping yourself down with those beautiful hands.
he kind of goes crazy for you. you wiggle into his brain and won't leave, he can't help imagining you with a little baby of your own to give siri someone to play with. after all, even though the last thing he needs for his financial stability is to support another kid, it would only take one time to get with you to lock you down to stay with him. just one torn condom, one drunken fling, and he'd have something you can share forever. how can he give up that opportunity once he thinks of it?
(cw: cheating)
and......now im thinkin....if you have a deadbeat boyfriend.....god help you. blake doesn't consider himself a traditional man by any means, he doesn't want a partner who's totally dumb and submissive to whatever he wants just cause he's a man. he likes it when you resist him a little, actually. but seeing you with some cheap, ugly, unkempt asshole will absolutely have him playing the father figure card when he gets the chance.
"does he treat you well? does he cook? can he clean? what do you mean he doesn't work? how is he gonna take care of you? what, he expects to live off you like a fucking leech?" blake has plenty of opinions and will struggle to keep them to himself. especially if there's an age gap and you're younger than him. he wouldn't have to ban your boyfriend from his home because you're too smart for that, you would never bring a stranger to meet siri in his own sanctuary, which is one of a thousand reasons why he loves you so much--he can trust you. but when your boyfriend picks you up and drops you off blake is hardcore glaring at him from the front lobby where he walked you down to hold open the door. and if you have a fight over text and he refuses to pick you up, telling you you're gonna have to walk, blake drives you with a death grip on the steering wheel as he forces a smile and pretends he's not seething at the audacity of such a pathetic man.
but despite hating your boyfriend with a violent passion, blake listens to you complain and will offer you reassurance, even though the mere mention of his name has him gritting his teeth. and when he has opportunities to turn you against him, he takes them. he'll slowly fuel your grievances until your partner gets heated with you, and tells you that your employer and friend is manipulating you, and the worst part will be that he's right. but you'll be so blinded by blake's words that you'll finally find the courage to break up with that deadbeat you called your love. and what better person to crawl back to for reassurance than blake, who will comfort and cuddle and fuck you until you can't think of that asshole for another second?
Okay the ask about the reader who was unable to have kids got me thinking.... Obviously for a reader on the pill, Miguel could easily sabotage their birth control or refuse to let them take it entirely. But what about a reader with an IUD, or an arm implant? Would he remove it while they were unconscious or something? And if he did, would he tell them what he did or let them think it was still in their body (not sure if this would work with the implant, but for an IUD it absolutely could) so they fight him less when he cums inside them? These worms are tickling my brain.
not to defend a man willing to throw hands with a fifteen year old, but i think miguel still views himself as the 'doing bad things for the greater good' type, and therefore avoids anything that's just outright evil. sabotaging your birth control because it's 'bad for your health' or refusing to use a condom are pretty indirect ways of doing something openly inhumane to you, but going full unlicensed ob/gyn and removing an IUD is a little too undeniably bad, even for him. unless he can justify it, say it's likely to cause adverse side effects and convince you to get it removed yourself, he'd probably either seethe in his pent-up trauma until it expires or again, do a bit of unofficial adoption and just bring home a child after roughly nine months of finishing inside of you. he's shitty, but he's shitty in a way that he can deny to himself, even if you're convinced he's a monster. if that means he's forced to kidnap another version of gabi who lost her miguel a lot earlier, then i think he'd be able to live with that.
no because that text post you reblogged got me thinking about calling dick or jason while they're on patrol and at first they think there's something wrong but no, you just called to tease them with sounds of you touching yourself. you best believe that once their patrol is over you are IN for it
AAAAA.
they answer the phone in a rush, immediately launching into ‘are you okays?’ and ‘what’s wrongs?’ and you say their name so softly, so breathily, and they know immediately that you’re up to no good.
they warn you of the consequences you’re bringing upon yourself but you don’t listen. it only eggs you on, makes you want to do it more. you put the phone on speaker so they can hear you better and you moan and whine their name, begging for their mouth, their hands, their cock.
you touch yourself, you know they can hear it and the only thing it does is make you wetter. you tell them how it’s not enough, that you need them. that only they know how to have you seeing stars. you can hear them struggling down the phone and it makes you so giddy it’s criminal.
patrol ends and they’re stalking into your room without a sound. the look on their face is dangerous and they ruin you. take you apart piece by piece until you’re whimpering and begging for a whole new reason. they warned you of the consequences and yet there isn’t a single part of you that regrets it. you’d do it again, if only to see just how far you can push it.
Soooooo... how boned would I be with Blake if I conveniently forgot to mention my IUD, and he found out about it? 🫣🫣🫣 I shudder to think...
Good thing he's got a doctor friend with very loose morals >:)
The days leading up to him taking you for a checkup are probably so stressful, he's got no idea about what you've been hiding but he will as soon as you're under the microscope. When he finally takes you to Ken and the topic of your IUD comes up, Blake's expression darkens and he quietly leaves the room with your new doctor in tow.
Even more frightening is when he comes back inside a few minutes later with a smile. He doesn't say anything, just hands you a cup of water that tastes bitter when you're forced to swallow it. And then you're out like a light.
You didn't need to be sedated, but Blake's kind enough to insist you go under for the procedure. It's a quick one and something Ken is readily familiar with, so it doesn't take long to lay you back and remove that pesky little device that you thought your captor boyfriend would never find out about. Lots of pain medication later and hopefully you won't even be too sore by the time Blake's ready to get you on the right path again. He even gets a few pills that Ken says will speed along your little 'fertility journey' as Blake puts it.
cw: somno, noncon
(And if you're so inclined, maybe Ken can take part of his 'payment' before he takes the IUD out, while you're still under and totally unaware. Blake's not a fan of sharing you, but doctors are expensive...and what you don't know won't kill you, right?)
I'm so sorry, I'm still stuck on Jason 😩 Have you seen the 2009 reboot yet? Because, hubba hubba. This is a Jason who RUNS, LIKE A DEAD FUCKING SPRINT, AND IT'S SO MUCH MORE TERRIFYING. He's also got a bit more of a wilderness survivalist flavor to him, like this man uses a crossbow, and he lives in a network of underground tunnels in and around the camp. He literally kidnaps one of the college girls from the group he kills in the cold open and keeps her in his tunnel lair because she looks like his mom ❤️ like, the mommy kink fics write themselves!!! This man comes with yandere tropes included, right out of the box
I wish he was in my box I mean what who said that
unnghhhhhh i want him!!!! NYEOW!!!!! I'll slay u if u apologize for bringing him up again hannah that mf is in my brain and he is squirming <33 ur so real for this
see I'm thinking--to get around the whole 'no sex no drugs no NOTHIN' rules--Jason prays or makes an offering or w/e to mama's shrunken head after he kidnaps you. cause he loves you you're so pretty but he has all these feelings what does he do? 🥺 how does he not break the rules? 🥺 but he picks up that it's okay if you're in love & there's nobody you're looking after & he can take care of you so it's okay. you're adults now. he just has to make sure you're really the one and he knows you are. there's nobody else. there will never be anyone else.
so yay! mama approves! 🥰 now he can fold you on those dirty sheets and sling your legs over his shoulders while he reams you to hell and back. watches you cream around him like he's railing a pretty little pie. make the mattress squeak and croak under your combined weight that he's pounding deeper into it. making you sweat all over him and his clothes and prying open your thighs to spread them wider--you're just so warm, he needs to get in deeper--manhandling you like a doll and that's what he thinks of you as. your pet name. dolly. he engraves it on the little wooden sculptures he carves for you. it's so fitting for you because you're so pristine and cute and pretty and small. you barely measure up to his height and you look like you're about to break under his weight. he could be crushing your spine and you'd probably gurgle and scream the same amount you do when he's pumping your guts; but girls like that, that's what he's overheard from the counselors he's killed, so he does just that.
and yes on the yandere soooooo hard. when you first get dragged into the underground tunnels you're certain you'll never come out, and you're only a little bit wrong. at some point he'll bring you up for sunshine and to do some activities with you, but before you 'settle in' you're staying right next to him down there. he just makes sure the chains don't inhibit him from fucking you. one time a stray somehow stumbles across one of the entrances and walks in on Jason on top of you, and you hear his screams for days from the other room because Jason gets so pissed about him seeing you without clothes on. he's somehow even more brutal than he was because he's just so protective. he's had enough of counselors escaping and victims getting the jump on him--you can't get caught in the crossfire, so he just has to make sure he gets the jump on everyone else first. stronger weapons, sharper blades.