#phantombunkbeds

[thousandyearphantombunker]

who are you letting do your top surgery?

Rick Sanchez

Professor Pyg

Medic

Stein

Voting ended onNov 13, 2025

[thousandyearphantombunker]

pick my fursona (explanation for animals below)

llama

Oriental Shorthair

Giraffe

Bat

Shark

Badger

Wolverine

Pangolin

Ferret

Orca

Otter

Some ungodly mix of 2 or more (tell me which) or even tell me none of these are

Voting ended onApr 2

Explanations for each animals

Llama: I got a hair cut as a kid that was emo looking af and I hated taking pics of myself so I used a llama to represent myself and new haircut and because of that my mom calls me her llama. This one is sentimental plus they have such goofy aah faces. Also the emperor's new school's theme song plus the songs heaven's eyes (unrelated to llamas I know just really weird combo) from the prince of egypt always played in my head during math tests back in highschool and i aced every single one of them. So thanks to a man turned llama and moses I passed high school with an A. Plus I love llamas with hats But I no longer have emo hair but honestly high school me knew what she was doing with that hair.

Oriental shorthair: This alongside the bat are just making fun of my ears and the fact I'm a bit weird. Like everyone knows they are cats and generally think they look pretty but they are odd. Also honking.

Giraffe: I'm really leggy and lack any grace but I'm pretty too. Their pattern is so neat looking.

Bat: Large ears and I like hanging out in dark places plus they are super environmentally important plus I love batman and I do like manbat as a character too plus I'm gonna be a phlebotomist soon so I can easily pick a vampire bat even though blood consumption literally sounds so nasty. Plus I've also been hyper fixated on them off of tumblr for a few days now and have hyper fixated on them back in middle school and used said hyperfixation to find a bat that wasn't a fruit bat my teacher wouldn't find creepy. She said the bumblebee bat did not scare her.

Shark: I think sharks look fucking awesome, character designs with shark elements look cool as fuck. Will still have a cool hairstyle. I'm sorry it's the only non-mammal here I love other animals too.

Badger: I love mustelids plus I do have an account handle with the name badger in it, also the name of one of my past ferrets was badger.

Wolverine: Ironic cause my favorite x men is cyclops but I really love mustelids and these guys are adorable despite how vicious they act.

Pangolin: Sandshrew is my favorite pokemon. I love pangolins the look so fun and are a lil bit weird

Ferret: I have ferrets. I love them. They are floppy noodles like me and I get excited over my own little hoards. Might mix ferret in with a serpentine looking dragon or make the fursona a ramidreju because best mythical creatures. Also like all mustelids I do smell abit funky ngl

Orca: Just cause I'm a noodle doesn't mean my fursona can't be the coolest big gal out there. Orcas are my favorite sea creatures. I love marine animals especially marine mammals whether they be pinnipeds or cetaceans or otters. I love dugongs and manatees but orcas look so pretty and are scary smart, they have so many cool facts about them. I love black and white too they are so elegant looking. Plus whales are built so insanely to me- their hearts, their lungs, the blow hole- their anatomy is fascinating to me. I love dolphins and whales so much and also I love hippos and belugas remind me of one of my ferrets. Plus echolocation is cool and a lot of dolphins/whales use it.

Otter: I know in actuality otters are genuinely terrifying as predators but I think they are so cute and smart to a scary degree. They are a keystone species Also another mustelids yay.

Or y'all can tell me about what ungodly combination of animals I should use or to use a totally different animal

[thousandyearphantombunker]

im getting real tired of the children should just learn to self regulate on their own and learn tech literacy and a bunch of other shit on their own attitude

I'm sorry but as a parent you need to make sure your kid doesn't have 24/7 easy access to TV and sugar and brainrot, read them a fucking book or put on a long show or movie or game so they develop an attention span especially if they are neurodivergent you need to teach them how to regulate without a phone or daydreaming. Let them play with toys and make crafts- yes it will be unaesthetic and messy. But it's not about aesthetics and just teach them to clean

Kids need teachers and while kids ask questions if certain information isn't revealed to them they'll just be confused and ask the wrong ones and have shitty fragmentary knowledge. This attitude is annoying af