#phantomcambrioleur

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[text] I can’t help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior. [text] Frankly, since I met you I practically live in a constant state of readiness for sex. ((-cackles-

[text] I don't know why you're complaining.

[text] Sex is the best

[text] Actually, I'm horny right now. Where are you?

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[text] My biography would be titled ‘Haunting Truths and Dick Jokes: A Tale of Love, Loss and Masturbation’

[text] -snorts-

[text] You've been in the booze again, haven't you?

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[text] I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what I do. I’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I’ll even go down first, but when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at Mario Kart.

[text] You don't have to 'let' me do anything

[text] I can kick your ass without your damn chivalry

[text] I'll even show you.

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I showed you this a while ago, but I just finished editing it, and thought you should see it.

Mon etoile, mon coeur,

  When I first saw you, I had no idea

of just how important you would become.

I was ignorant of love,

of how the mere sight of you

could set my heart to racing.

  As we grew closer, there was only one

word I could think to use – love -

that would accurately describe your perfection.

The world would say I’m stupid

to use it for someone I’ve never met,

but I don’t care about anyone but

you.

  Your words are the light that

brightens even the darkest of my nights.

One day, I will hold you close and whisper

these words of love in your ear.

My other half, my soulmate.

  Je t’aime plus que tout,

Votre reine

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I miss you, and I hope everything's okay.

I love you more than words can say, mon etoile. 

I hope you are happy. <3

[evora-eriu-mclaggen]

// I see you post food. No one posts food when I am online. When they do, I eat them.

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meme: "You weren’t meant to get involved."

"Sorry to disappoint you. I'll get out of your way."

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meme: "Did I ever matter?"

"Why do you even need to ask? Of course you did. You still do."