#phantomkat813

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Happy birthday my darling-este Maddieeee!!! I love you so so much and regrettably can't think of anything too evil to contribute (yet), but how about CYM as fanfiction tropes and also, what is the True Crime hill/unpopular opinion you will die on? 😘

the love of my life is heeeeeeeeeeere hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i love you and you're always evil to me so i'm taking this as a reprieve 😆😆

angst - @cryptidcryin

fluff - @doasyoudesireandlive

smut - @sunshinebuckybarnes

crackfic - @buckys-blue-eyes

friends to lovers - @lavendercitizen

enemies to lovers - @xxshelbsxx

sex compulsion - @bucky-soldat

kink - @buckybarnesthots

hurt / comfort - @thewritingdoll

mutual pining - @floralentropy

royalty AU - @phantomkat813

mafia AU - @bemine-bucky

CEO AU - @musingsinmoonlight

neighbors AU - @buckyschair

supernatural AU - @destroyer-chris

dad's best friend AU - @bibbidibobbidibucky

college AU - @etherealthors

these are all the ones i could think of??? i know there are more but rip

and for the true crime unpopular opinion hill i'd die on, i absolutely believe that Vincent Van Gogh was murdered and did not commit suicide thank you for coming to my ted talk :)

the sleepover's over for now :(

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graphic request fill for my darling @phantomkat813, who asked for barbie movie moodboards

you didn’t specify which ones you wanted apart from the nutcracker so i just did my top five favorites <3

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alright, my darling, I'll bite... if you could be stuck in quarantine with three people (living, dead, fictional, or otherwise) who would you pick and why?

i cannot pick just three people so i’m breaking the rules

you, @foreverdreamingofhamilton @liggytheauthoress @addictsitter @1-800-klaushargreeves @saturnjuice to name some of y’all; also the entire pjfa server

dave malloy and stephen sondheim are invited too

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IOU ;)

you fuckin nerd i love you so much 🙈🙈🙈

I - Ice cream flavour?

mint chocolate chip 🤤 it's the only flavor of ice cream i like 🤤🤤

O - One wish?

that i could figure myself out enough to feel fully comfortable in my own skin and not second guess my judgements based on how people close to me will react. no i haven't been mulling on something for weeks i'm fine.

U - Umbrella colour?

that i have? a lovely bright yellow. granted it hasn't been used in years because my yellow raincoat makes me feel like madeline, but

send me LETTERS

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Strawberry, almond, and Brownie batter

LOVE OF MY LIFE YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME HI HOE

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

French :( i took 5 years of it through school but i am in NO WAY fluent and i fuckin WANNA BE

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

"i'm a mouse. [points to mouse ears] duh."

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

no ma'am no i do not no thank you not for me

send me ice cream asks!

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y'all i've started writing smut, i came back to tumblr full-force

[liggytheauthoress]

@phantomkat813‘s other request: something for the nutcracker speakeasy au she came up with the other night (and which she absolutely needs to write more of bc Reasons)

[liggytheauthoress]

Top 5 Joan Watson outfits

you are an Evil person for making me do this

in no particular order:

1 - pretty much ANY of her suits, but especially the three piece suits with neckties. every time she wears one of these is an attack on me Personally. (gif credit: @allsonargent)

2 - I know i said all the suits but THIS LOOK IN FUCKING PARTICULAR. the loosened tie. the unbuttoned vest. THE FUCKING SLEEVES. (gif credit: @shesnake)

3 - I love it anytime we see Joan in pajamas but this outfit in particular REALLY did it for me...of course I think that’s partially bc of the whole “ready to kick someone’s ass with this stick” vibe she’s got going on... (gif credit: @lifeisjustalonelyhighway)

4 - right when I thought the wardrobe department couldn’t get any lower, they fucking threw JOAN IN OVERALLS AT ME. who the FUCK DID I PISS OFF. (gif credit: @ameliasosa)

5 - and last (bc it’s technically a garment and not an actual outfit), but certainly not least........the Coat (gif credit: @bonneibennett)

this coat. this fucking coat. the first time (and every subsequent time lbr) Joan wore it I had to pause the episode and take several moments bc WHO DECIDED IT WAS NECESSARY FOR HER TO LOOK LIKE A REGENCY HERO STRIDING ACROSS THE MISTY MOOR AT DAWN TO PROCLAIM HIS UNDYING LOVE TO A JANE AUSTEN HEROINE

anyway the Elementary wardrobe department spent seven seasons actively trying to kill me thank you for coming to my TED talk